Hello Mock. I have been privileged to look over my sister's shoulder to read some threads.

Congratulations! You can read!

Yes. But my comprehension sucks.

Did she mention that I'm her favorite poster here? If not she should have.

My sister told me to get my own Mock account and stop asking her to sign on. Looks like there is limited navigation.

(08-29-2015, 07:39 PM)sally Wrote: Did she mention that I'm her favorite poster here? If not she should have.

She likes Sally and Hdog.

I am trying to look at your profile Sally, but Mock won't allow it. Where are you from?

Well I know she doesn't like Duchess because Duchess is a big old Nazi German beer wench. And not a sexy one like St. Pauli Girl, she's St. Pauli Girl's evil mother.

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

(08-29-2015, 07:25 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Mock. I have been privileged to look over my sister's shoulder to read some threads.

What is the difference in age between you and Zero?

(08-29-2015, 07:25 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Mock. I have been privileged to look over my sister's shoulder to read some threads.

With Cosmo at your feet? That little dog has such a big presence, based on the photos your sister posted.

If you don't mind answering, what kinds of Mock content interested you most when you were lurking? I'm always curious about what draws repeat readers here.

Anyway, welcome Ski.

Hi Hdog. He goes everywhere with her. I always look forward to them visiting me. That is the smartest dog I have met and if she ever had to give him up I would take him in a heartbeat. He is her service dog and is welcome in her doctors office and all her travels....planes, restaurants, food stores.

I enjoy the crime forum, but don't care for the Johnnie thread.

(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

No, more like a headless horseman from hell I'd say.

Re: the Johnnie thread-That thread is legendary in all the best and worst ways imaginable. It was horrifying and I couldn't stop reading it. It's like Mock's version of the Holocaust Museum. Certainly a monument to great trial and sacrifice, worth seeing at least once, but kinda terrible in what it represents about humankind.

(08-29-2015, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

No, more like a headless horseman from hell I'd say.

Sounds like she is one of your favorite people. Do you socialize together outside of Mock?

(08-29-2015, 09:38 PM)Donovan Wrote: Re: the Johnnie thread-That thread is legendary in all the best and worst ways imaginable. It was horrifying and I couldn't stop reading it. It's like Mock's version of the Holocaust Museum. Certainly a monument to great trial and sacrifice, worth seeing at least once, but kinda terrible in what it represents about humankind.

I will take another look. But it's the mother's ranting and the attention paid to them that wears on me.

(08-29-2015, 08:48 PM)Love Child Wrote:

(08-29-2015, 07:25 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Mock. I have been privileged to look over my sister's shoulder to read some threads.

What is the difference in age between you and Zero?

She is 4 years older than me and is a very talented artist. I am a working guy who stands in awe of her gift.

(08-29-2015, 09:57 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:

(08-29-2015, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

No, more like a headless horseman from hell I'd say.

Sounds like she is one of your favorite people. Do you socialize together outside of Mock?

No we only socialize here, but I wouldn't be against meeting the big brute someday.

I sometimes use the information gleaned here to find out people's addresses and go stand in the bushes outside their windows. Does that count as socializing?

Hi. Welcome to Mock. Very nice to meet you. Glad you're here, please post lots and if you're here illegally, please leave for awhile and if you're a good person, return quickly.



Whatever, I've got nothing. I do know zero plus zero and zero times zero equals...zero. Yay me?? I'm tired.

Carry on.