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RE: I didn't read the rules - Duchess - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 12:54 PM)sally Wrote: she said she would like to bang one of the members here silly.
Great memory! You haven't forgotten after all this time. Ahahahaha.
...it's you, Sally, it's always been you. Dat ass *sigh*
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-01-2018
What a heartbreaking tease. I assumed it was me.
Ah well, there's always pappy -- he offered to make my toes curl with ecstasy in his backyard hammock.
Ecstasy would definitely be required for that to happen, that much is certain.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Duchess - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 01:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What a heartbreaking tease. I assumed it was me.
I was lying to her. Shhhhh
...it's you, HotD, it's always been you. Dat hair, all that gorgeous hair. I'd give a bra size to bury my face in it.
RE: I didn't read the rules - BigMark - 10-01-2018
![[Image: SEehceW.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/SEehceW.gif)
RE: I didn't read the rules - Not Gay - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 01:29 PM)BigMark Wrote:
Ohhh ahh do it again!
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.
If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.
Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.
Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Midwest Spy - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.
If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.
Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.
Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.
Hopefully it’s a lifetime supply of Nair.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 02:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:OR breast implants.(10-01-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.
If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.
Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.
Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.
Hopefully it’s a lifetime supply of Nair.
RE: I didn't read the rules - BigMark - 10-01-2018
I love them just the way they are.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Duchess - 10-01-2018
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
Lord knows we've seen enough pictures of them.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 02:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: I love them just the way they are.
Nah, they could be bigger. I want them to spill out of my brain like a real girl. I want unhand assisted cleavage.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: Lord knows we've seen enough pictures of them.That sounds like you want more.
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.
Shit, it worked on me. I thought those were fruit-flavored jelly beans in NG's avatar.
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.
There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.
Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Not Gay - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 07:29 PM)sally Wrote: I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.
There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.
Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.
Don't worry Sally. I'm here now and I'm defiantly not gay! Maybe a little bit bi... but not gay!
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 07:29 PM)sally Wrote: I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.
There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.
Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.
Well, after reading your post, I had an epiphany of my own.
In hindsight, it's clear as day that not only is this an LGBT forum, I myself am gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I mean, how may times have I told you to lick me when you were riding my ass over the years? Shit, riding my ass.......of course, you're gay too.
(I'm not exactly sure how our love of penis and lack of sexual attraction to women fits into the whole puzzle, but I'm sure we're on to something here.)
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
When in Rome I guess.
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 02:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: I love them just the way they are.
How naïve of me to think this was a joke.