(10-01-2018, 12:54 PM)sally Wrote: she said she would like to bang one of the members here silly.

Great memory! You haven't forgotten after all this time. Ahahahaha.

...it's you, Sally, it's always been you. Dat ass *sigh*  

What a heartbreaking tease. I assumed it was me.

Ah well, there's always pappy -- he offered to make my toes curl with ecstasy in his backyard hammock.

Ecstasy would definitely be required for that to happen, that much is certain.

(10-01-2018, 01:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What a heartbreaking tease.  I assumed it was me. 

I was lying to her. Shhhhh

...it's you, HotD, it's always been you. Dat hair, all that gorgeous hair. I'd give a bra size to bury my face in it.

(10-01-2018, 01:29 PM)BigMark Wrote:

Ohhh ahh do it again! 

(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.

If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.

Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.

Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.

I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.

(10-01-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.

If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.

Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.

Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.

I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.

Hopefully it’s a lifetime supply of Nair.

(10-01-2018, 02:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 12:51 PM)Not Gay Wrote:

(10-01-2018, 12:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We have another Not Gay virgin here at Mock who goes by the name of Clang.

If you also happen to be a cross-dressing not gay virgin, you two will have even more in common.

Anyway, welcome to Mock Not Gay.

Why, thank you. If hes a cross dresser I got something for him.

I do so love presents! I hope it's a nice party dress.

Hopefully it’s a lifetime supply of Nair.

OR breast implants.

I love them just the way they are.

Lord knows we've seen enough pictures of them.

(10-01-2018, 02:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: I love them just the way they are.

Nah, they could be bigger. I want them to spill out of my brain like a real girl. I want unhand assisted cleavage.

(10-01-2018, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: Lord knows we've seen enough pictures of them.

That sounds like you want more.

Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.

(10-01-2018, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.

Shit, it worked on me.  I thought those were fruit-flavored jelly beans in NG's avatar.

I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.

There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.

Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.

(10-01-2018, 07:29 PM)sally Wrote: I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.

There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.

Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.

Don't worry Sally. I'm here now and I'm defiantly not gay! Maybe a little bit bi... but not gay!

(10-01-2018, 07:29 PM)sally Wrote: I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.

There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.

Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.

Well, after reading your post, I had an epiphany of my own. 

In hindsight, it's clear as day that not only is this an LGBT forum, I myself am gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

I mean, how may times have I told you to lick me when you were riding my ass over the years?  Shit, riding my ass.......of course, you're gay too.

(I'm not exactly sure how our love of penis and lack of sexual attraction to women fits into the whole puzzle, but I'm sure we're on to something here.)

When in Rome I guess.

(10-01-2018, 02:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: I love them just the way they are.

How naïve of me to think this was a joke.