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RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - BigMark - 04-20-2020

Boz would kick him in his saggy nuts.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - HairOfTheDog - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 12:10 AM)BigMark Wrote: Boz would kick him in his saggy nuts.

Boz don't pay no mind. Plus, I assume (but don't know for sure) that Clang's nuts would be taped or tucked up tight (or otherwise undangled) when donning the velvet mini-dress.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - BigMark - 04-20-2020

Fuck no, he would look like the Liberty Bell.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-19-2020, 11:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-19-2020, 10:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I spent way too much on new lady clothes this weekend that I'm probably never going to wear outside the apartment. $110 for a blue velvet backless mini dress, a black one piece swimsuit, a red strapless bra, a black sports bra, and a leather skirt. Its harder to resist the urge to online shop with so much free time on my hands.

You did well -- that's a lot of stuff for $110.00.

I hope you'll post some new pics, Clang.

It would be cool to see you in the blue backless velvet mini-dress.  It's kind of a sultry but classy look.
Yeah I'll post some new pics. It's not like I'm doing all that much. I had really hoped I would have practiced makeup application during the self isolation. I had hoped to actually get outside dressed en femme with people staying indoors. I still might. It's been awhile since I Naired my body hair. I also have a new wig I bought awhile back that is still in the box. Saving it for when I get all dressed up, remove the body hair, put on makeup and try to psych myself up to walk outside. I've only made it as far as the lobby.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - HairOfTheDog - 04-20-2020

Well, I hope the wig-in-a-box is a blood red mohawk or a rainbow fro, or something equally interesting to pair with the backless velvet mini-dress.  Go big or go home, or something like that.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - sally - 04-20-2020

May as well use it as an excuse to take your clothes to the laundry room. With any luck there will be a black guy in there.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - BigMark - 04-20-2020

Willing to take your virginity.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 01:16 AM)sally Wrote: May as well use it as an excuse to take your clothes to the laundry room. With any luck there will be a black guy in there.
Haven't done laundry in almost 2 months. So yeah I need an excuse to laundry. The apartment and dishes are a little overdue for a cleaning also. I hope there will be a black guy there to hold the door open for me and call me bossman. Made me feel confident and powerful like a slave owner.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 01:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I hope the wig-in-a-box is a blood red mohawk or a rainbow fro,  or something equally interesting to pair with the backless velvet mini-dress.  Go big or go home, or something like that.
It's an irish red straight bob wig. sally should like it. It's better than that blonde wig I currently wear that looks like crap because it's like 14 years old and I never took proper care of it.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 12:21 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-20-2020, 12:10 AM)BigMark Wrote: Boz would kick him in his saggy nuts.

Boz don't pay no mind. Plus, I assume (but don't know for sure) that Clang's nuts would be taped or tucked up tight (or otherwise undangled) when donning the velvet mini-dress.
No tucking for me. Next big purchase will be prosthetic boobs and vagina for about $150 on Amazon. I was going to buy some estrogen pills but don't think I'm ready for something that will noticeably out me to the public and my family.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - HairOfTheDog - 04-20-2020

A straight red bob sounds nice Clang.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Duchess - 04-20-2020

hah  I don't know why that made me laugh given I support all of Clang's cross-dressing endeavors but it did.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - HairOfTheDog - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 11:52 AM)Duchess Wrote: hah  I don't know why that made me laugh given I support all of Clang's cross-dressing endeavors but it did.

Smiley_emoticons_smile  Clang's fun and a good sport.  I'm looking forward to pics of his new hair and dress.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Duchess - 04-20-2020

Agreed. He's one of our more good natured Mockers.

That red line is telling me that natured is not a proper word.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 12:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-20-2020, 11:52 AM)Duchess Wrote: hah  I don't know why that made me laugh given I support all of Clang's cross-dressing endeavors but it did.

Smiley_emoticons_smile  Clang's fun and a good sport.  I'm looking forward to pics of his new hair and dress.
The mini dress has shipped. Should be here Thursday or next Tuesday. Then I just got get motivated to spend an hour or two removing hair and applying makeup before I do my 3rd fashion show. I promise not to accidentally upload 150 pictures this time. I'm getting better and faster at applying makeup but not quite there. Oh yeah I also have a red cinnamon lipstick I haven't tried. Might try the purple powered eyeshadow again or maybe stick with the blue/pink liquid eyeshadow that you liked better.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Duchess - 04-20-2020

What color are your eyes? You might want to take that into consideration when choosing your eye makeup.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 03:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: What color are your eyes? You might want to take that into consideration when choosing your eye makeup.
My eyes are blue.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Maggot - 04-20-2020

On a side note Clang lost out on some free comic books because he's a dope.


RE: SATURDAY NIGHT IN ISOLATION - Clang McFly - 04-20-2020

(04-20-2020, 05:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: On a side note Clang lost out on some free comic books because he's a dope.
I PM'd you my address. Sorry I didn't see your PM for a few days after you sent it.