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RE: Blue Tiki. - sally - 01-09-2026
Mine are softer and bouncier than 18 years ago when I got them done. That doctor did me a solid and he made passes on me that I never told anyone. I have perfect breasts at 50 years old which is kinda weird actually. It’s also kind of depressing when I look in the mirror and think to myself that this is the only good looking thing on your ugly ass.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Piglet - 01-10-2026
As your father i must warn you that using abusive language on yourself is very bad for your emotional health, on others yes.
RE: Blue Tiki. - BigMark - 01-10-2026
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media2.giphy.com/media/xk2F3LxU5bynK/giphy.gif)
(01-09-2026, 05:35 PM)sally Wrote: Mine are softer and bouncier than 18 years ago when I got them done. That doctor did me a solid and he made passes on me that I never told anyone. I have perfect breasts at 50 years old which is kinda weird actually. It’s also kind of depressing when I look in the mirror and think to myself that this is the only good looking thing on your ugly ass.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Clang McFly - 01-10-2026
(01-10-2026, 07:48 AM)Piglet Wrote: As your father i must warn you that using abusive language on yourself is very bad for your emotional health, on others yes.
If you're her father, I'm the Space Pope.
RE: Blue Tiki. - rothschild - 01-10-2026
She could probably lick her clit.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Duchess - 01-10-2026
I wasn't sure you knew what one was.
RE: Blue Tiki. - rothschild - 01-10-2026
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
RE: Blue Tiki. - sally - 01-11-2026
(01-10-2026, 05:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-10-2026, 07:48 AM)Piglet Wrote: As your father i must warn you that using abusive language on yourself is very bad for your emotional health, on others yes.
If you're her father, I'm the Space Pope.
Well he never does any fatherly stuff, I can tell you that. Most boring dad in the world.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Clang McFly - 01-11-2026
(01-11-2026, 12:13 AM)sally Wrote:(01-10-2026, 05:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-10-2026, 07:48 AM)Piglet Wrote: As your father i must warn you that using abusive language on yourself is very bad for your emotional health, on others yes.
If you're her father, I'm the Space Pope.
Well he never does any fatherly stuff, I can tell you that. Most boring dad in the world.
Well at least he brings home the bacon.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Piglet - 01-11-2026
Thats an amazing video Mark, that lady should apply to the CIA for a job as a secret agent. Sally you are right, its about time i started being a father to you, and i need to start by confirming your claim to have perfect breasts, can you post a picture please.
I hope you are behaving, eating well, and brushing your teeth everyday. Are you saving money for a rainy day.? Dont fart in public if you can help it, dont remove dentures during a job interview or on a first date. Is your husband hitting you?, if so i will come and gouge his eyes out, break his legs then dump him in the sea.
Change your knickers every day, post me those youve finished with. Eat plenty of greens, drink lots of water so you dont get constipated. Do you need a loan? Dont eat to many sweets or chocolate you will rot your teeth whatever you have left, or harm your dentures.
Go to bed early, when im over there ill tuck you in like the old days.
Dad xxxx
RE: Blue Tiki. - Duchess - 01-11-2026
(01-10-2026, 10:16 PM)rothschild Wrote: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I've never seen this side of you.
RE: Blue Tiki. - Eat Shit And Die - 01-12-2026
Quote:Duchess
(01-10-2026, 10:16 PM)rothschild Wrote: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I'm running the rothschild account now.
RE: Blue Tiki. - rothschild - 01-12-2026
It's true.