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RE: Check it out, here I am! - Cracker - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:13 PM)Still Waters Wrote: Rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch's. There pills for that to!

Literacy, not for the masses.

Cracker has judged you.


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Cracker - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:18 PM)waterlin Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 11:57 AM)Cracker Wrote: This is not a mommy board for overweight men. If we have given that impression, please forgive us. You might prefer these sites instead:

www.fatandforty.net or www.basementdweller.com

No thanks. And let's leave your favorite websites out of this.

You aren't even remotely funny. I hope you are attractive or rich. If not, you are triply-fucked.


RE: Check it out, here I am! - waterlin - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:22 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:18 PM)waterlin Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 11:57 AM)Cracker Wrote: This is not a mommy board for overweight men. If we have given that impression, please forgive us. You might prefer these sites instead:

www.fatandforty.net or www.basementdweller.com

No thanks. And let's leave your favorite websites out of this.

You aren't even remotely funny. I hope you are attractive or rich. If not, you are triply-fucked.

Who pissed in your gruel this morning? Cranky old fart.




RE: Check it out, here I am! - Loaded - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:22 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:18 PM)waterlin Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 11:57 AM)Cracker Wrote: This is not a mommy board for overweight men. If we have given that impression, please forgive us. You might prefer these sites instead:

www.fatandforty.net or www.basementdweller.com

No thanks. And let's leave your favorite websites out of this.

You aren't even remotely funny. I hope you are attractive or rich. If not, you are triply-fucked.


Triply-fucked. I am triply-impressed.



RE: Check it out, here I am! - Duchess - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:25 PM)waterlin Wrote: Who pissed in your gruel this morning? Cranky old fart.


If you think that is being cranky, you are in for a very rude awakening in MOCK.





RE: Check it out, here I am! - username - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:12 PM)Loaded Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:07 PM)Still Waters Wrote: LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome) I hear there is a blue pill for that!

Ya, I bet you have heard about the pill.

You really need to up your game, the women in this place will spit you back into the rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch you came from.

Damn. A bit sensitive are we?

That's Dick. Mr. Sensitivity.



RE: Check it out, here I am! - Loaded - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:25 PM)waterlin Wrote: Who pissed in your gruel this morning? Cranky old fart.


If you think that is being cranky, you are in for a very rude awakening in MOCK.

I'll have a glass of that.


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Cracker - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: hah

There was an actual www.fatandforty.com, so I had to change the domain to dot net. Check it out. hah


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Still Waters - 12-05-2010

I'm back in school and working on that literacy problem. Someday, once I'm all educated and refined I hope to get some of the finer things modern life has to offer like toilet paper, a indoor outhouse, and running water.


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Loaded - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:38 PM)Still Waters Wrote: I'm back in school and working on that literacy problem. Someday, once I'm all educated and refined I hope to get some of the finer things modern life has to offer like toilet paper, a indoor outhouse, and running water.

It's all overrated.


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Still Waters - 12-05-2010

Not only is it overrated it's overpriced!


RE: Check it out, here I am! - Duchess - 12-05-2010



I'm waiting to be dazzled by brilliant bullshit. 45



RE: Check it out, here I am! - waterlin - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:19 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 12:13 PM)Still Waters Wrote: Rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch's. There pills for that to!

Literacy, not for the masses.

Cracker has judged you.

Oh, go back to reading the dicktionary (note intentional misspelling)




RE: Check it out, here I am! - waterlin - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm waiting to be dazzled by brilliant bullshit. 45

Judging by what I have read here so far, there seems to be plenty of bullshit, but a sad lack of brilliance. Smiley_emoticons_razz




RE: Check it out, here I am! - IMaDick - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 01:09 PM)waterlin Wrote: Judging by what I have read here so far, there seems to be plenty of bullshit, but a sad lack of brilliance. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Have you read the brilliant stuff the "quoted" poster above has posted?






RE: Check it out, here I am! - HyenaKiller - 12-05-2010

What the fuck? Does this bimbo not know the meaning of the word mock?




RE: Check it out, here I am! - Loaded - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 01:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:09 PM)waterlin Wrote: Judging by what I have read here so far, there seems to be plenty of bullshit, but a sad lack of brilliance. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Have you read the brilliant stuff the "quoted" poster above has posted?


I didn't think it was brilliant, but I thought it was correct.




RE: Check it out, here I am! - BlueTiki - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 01:46 PM)Loaded Wrote: I didn't think it was brilliant, but I thought it was correct.

Remain vigilant with your dream of grandeur.



RE: Check it out, here I am! - IMaDick - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 01:46 PM)Loaded Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:09 PM)waterlin Wrote: Judging by what I have read here so far, there seems to be plenty of bullshit, but a sad lack of brilliance. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Have you read the brilliant stuff the "quoted" poster above has posted?


I didn't think it was brilliant, but I thought it was correct.

This is the second time I have had to tell you, your text goes outside of the quotes.

Your dad wants his sperm back.




RE: Check it out, here I am! - Loaded - 12-05-2010

(12-05-2010, 01:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:46 PM)Loaded Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:34 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-05-2010, 01:09 PM)waterlin Wrote: Judging by what I have read here so far, there seems to be plenty of bullshit, but a sad lack of brilliance. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Have you read the brilliant stuff the "quoted" poster above has posted?


I didn't think it was brilliant, but I thought it was correct.

This is the second time I have had to tell you, your text goes outside of the quotes.

Your dad wants his sperm back.

Yes daddy.