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RE: Good morning, everyone - Duchess - 07-18-2011
Well I?e got balls. Heh heh but I'm blind right now.
RE: Good morning, everyone - Fibonacci Prima - 07-18-2011
This smells funny...like old bullshit.
RE: Good morning, everyone - Lady Cop - 07-18-2011
hi Mary. you have found my weak spot by claiming to be a crime junkie. however, i have been burned lately by newbies who want to join, oh they just looooove the crime forum, then once i make them members they never come back and post. so now you have to suffer a while for that.
if i make you a member anytime soon, are you going to disappoint me as well? if so, i will track you down and tase you with my cute little taser thingy.
RE: Good morning, everyone - IMaDick - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 09:32 AM)Mary Wrote: well, i just checked my crotchal region. It's not me. Shew. Just imagine my surprise had I been packing.
You're either a cocksucker or a cocksucker I know it doesn't seem like you have a choice but that's just the way it is so get over it and
Pick one you packageless twat, which one are you?
RE: Good morning, everyone - Duchess - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 09:50 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: This smells funny...like old bullshit.
We have a winna!
RE: Good morning, everyone - Duchess - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 08:48 AM)Mary Wrote: skanky
No desire to tell me how much I smell like Casey's trunk?
RE: Obeying the powers - BlueTiki - 07-18-2011
Who a maroon?
Bitches what kill their children?
RE: Obeying the powers - Jinxie - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 08:09 AM)Mary Wrote: Hullo. I am introducing myself as per instructions.
My name is Mary and I am a recovering lurker.
My turn-ons are Pop-Tarts, red meat and air conditioning.
My turn-offs are loud noises, polyester and bitches what kill their children and get away with it.
Hi Mary,
Nice to meet you. Like you I am coming out from the cloak of lurkdom! Love red meat and pop-tarts, also cannot stand bitches who get away with murder!
RE: Good morning, everyone - Mary - 07-18-2011
Weeeeeeell........let's see: yes, I do suck cock, and rather well, I'm told. And I will confess that I may not be a constant daily poster at Mock. I tend to get all fired up and spend a sick amount to time posting on a board, and then take a break for a week or so in order to go to work or clean my house. So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that. *braces for tasing*
As for smelling like old bullshit, I am sure it's not me. I showered a week ago Saturday. Well, I got rained on....same thing.
RE: Obeying the powers - Duchess - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 11:57 AM)Jinxie Wrote: Love red meat
Carnivore! Grrrr
RE: Good morning, everyone - Duchess - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 12:00 PM)Mary Wrote: So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that.
I can promise you that the amount of time you have to participate in Mock will have no bearing on your membership status. Nope, it wouldn't be that at all.
RE: Obeying the powers - Fibonacci Prima - 07-18-2011
Hey "Mary", what kind of beer do you drink? Something in a specially lined can, perhaps?
RE: Obeying the powers - Mary - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 12:36 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Hey "Mary", what kind of beer do you drink? Something in a specially lined can, perhaps?
I know there is a trick in that question somewhere, but I don't know from beer, so I can't answer. I'm a wino.
RE: Good morning, everyone - Mary - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 12:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-18-2011, 12:00 PM)Mary Wrote: So if that affects my full membership being granted, I get that.
I can promise you that the amount of time you have to participate in Mock will have no bearing on your membership status. Nope, it wouldn't be that at all.
Would a tendency to pick my nose and paste the boogers under the desk have any bearing? Not that I do that. Just asking.
RE: Obeying the powers - Mary - 07-18-2011
I cannot smell you from here.......but if you did smell like Casey's trunk and I COULD smell you, then....
RE: Obeying the powers - Mary - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 11:28 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Who a maroon?
Bitches what kill their children?
I meant I was a maroon on account of the triple posting I done did this morning. And yes, I do not like bitches what kill their children. Sorry if you are a fan of murderous cunts, agree to disagree. Kisses.
RE: Obeying the powers - Lady Cop - 07-18-2011
you're persistent Mary. i'll make you a member now and see whether you are sincere.
welcome to Mock.
RE: Obeying the powers - Mary - 07-18-2011
Thank you, Lady Cop.
*rubs taser burn on ass*
RE: Obeying the powers - IMaDick - 07-18-2011
yes, another persistent phony female.
It won't be long now, the troll will come out.
RE: Obeying the powers - Lady Cop - 07-18-2011
(07-18-2011, 01:55 PM)Mary Wrote: Thank you, Lady Cop.
i expect and enjoy astute comments in the crime forum!
