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WELCOME TO MOCK - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Management and Newbie Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-3.html) +--- Forum: Introductions (https://mockforums.net/forum-9.html) +--- Thread: WELCOME TO MOCK (/thread-7181.html) |
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012 God I hate going to the damn store! Sorry, KS, you are just getting an egg sandwich now. But I toast the bread and make sure the cheese melts and I cook the egg so the whites are firm and the yolk is runny enough to soak into the toast a little... Oh, and I count to ten so the yolk soaks in then I cut it in half. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: God I hate going to the damn store! I know, many people do, that's why I'm always quick to offer in exchange for a meal. ![]() RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: God I hate going to the damn store! Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies? Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair. Thanks RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-14-2012 Ima beggar & always hungry. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies? That sounds so good. I got out of the habit of browning the canned green chilis to add to hamburgers and sandwiches. Are the canned chilis OK with you? I will get the whole ones, not the diced and brown them in a bit of the bacon grease. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - FAHQTOO - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 01:39 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies? You know I'll be there to clean up the mess... ![]() RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: That is the perfect arrangement IF you don't stop to shoe shop. The cooking mood is fickle and fleeting at times. I miss the big kids living at home because they would do the store run. I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I don't keep Cokes in the house anymore (empty calories and too addicting), but I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one... RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - krystalshores - 01-14-2012 Cracker: I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one... [/quote] Hands down, Cracker wins!! RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Cracker:Hands down, Cracker wins!! [/quote] Well fuck you then, I never liked you anyway. Still, it's not faaaaaaaaiiir! Cracker's on the East coast--she had a 3 hour head start on me. ![]() Oh and thanks a LOT for fucking up the quote! RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote:Quote:Cracker: I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...Hands down, Cracker wins!! Fuck, you owe me. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-14-2012 ![]() RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - krystalshores - 01-14-2012 ![]() RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Me too and I think it was up there for more than 15 minutes. ![]() How much do you think we can extort from him? RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: How much do you want for a whole night? I will ask for enough for 2 nights. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How much do you want for a whole night? At least 2 goats, 1 chicken and a cow. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:37 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How much do you want for a whole night? I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast. How about a buck a night? PS I would pay more if you didn't have fat ankles. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast. Well, you like to cook goats, I like to eat chickens and I thought we could make it a threesome with Cracker but I guess if you're not up for it... RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 07:47 PM)username Wrote:(01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast. well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either. RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012 (01-14-2012, 08:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either. ![]() Now go back to cowering ya' old fart. |