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God I hate going to the damn store!
Sorry, KS, you are just getting an egg sandwich now. But I toast the bread and make sure the cheese melts and I cook the egg so the whites are firm and the yolk is runny enough to soak into the toast a little...
Oh, and I count to ten so the yolk soaks in then I cut it in half.
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(01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: God I hate going to the damn store!
I know, many people do, that's why I'm always quick to offer in exchange for a meal.
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(01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: God I hate going to the damn store!
Sorry, KS, you are just getting an egg sandwich now. But I toast the bread and make sure the cheese melts and I cook the egg so the whites are firm and the yolk is runny enough to soak into the toast a little...
Oh, and I count to ten so the yolk soaks in then I cut it in half.
Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
Thanks
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Ima beggar & always hungry.
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(01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
Thanks
That sounds so good. I got out of the habit of browning the canned green chilis to add to hamburgers and sandwiches. Are the canned chilis OK with you? I will get the whole ones, not the diced and brown them in a bit of the bacon grease.
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(01-14-2012, 01:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
Thanks
That sounds so good. I got out of the habit of browning the canned green chilis to add to hamburgers and sandwiches. Are the canned chilis OK with you? I will get the whole ones, not the diced and brown them in a bit of the bacon grease.
You know I'll be there to clean up the mess...
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(01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I know, many people do, that's why I'm always quick to offer in exchange for a meal.
That is the perfect arrangement IF you don't stop to shoe shop. The cooking mood is fickle and fleeting at times.
I miss the big kids living at home because they would do the store run. I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I don't keep Cokes in the house anymore (empty calories and too addicting), but I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
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Cracker:
I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
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Hands down, Cracker wins!!
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(01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Cracker:
I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one... Hands down, Cracker wins!!
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Well fuck you then, I never liked you anyway.
Still, it's not faaaaaaaaiiir! Cracker's on the East coast--she had a 3 hour head start on me.
Oh and thanks a LOT for fucking up the quote!
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(01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Quote:Cracker: I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
Hands down, Cracker wins!!
Fuck, you owe me.
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:
I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
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(01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:
I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
Me too and I think it was up there for more than 15 minutes.
How much do you think we can extort from him?
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(01-14-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: (01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:
I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
Me too and I think it was up there for more than 15 minutes.
How much do you think we can extort from him?
How much do you want for a whole night?
I will ask for enough for 2 nights.
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(01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How much do you want for a whole night?
At least 2 goats, 1 chicken and a cow.
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(01-14-2012, 07:37 PM)username Wrote: (01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How much do you want for a whole night?
At least 2 goats, 1 chicken and a cow.
I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast.
How about a buck a night?
PS I would pay more if you didn't have fat ankles.
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(01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast.
Well, you like to cook goats, I like to eat chickens and I thought we could make it a threesome with Cracker but I guess if you're not up for it...
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(01-14-2012, 07:47 PM)username Wrote: (01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast.
Well, you like to cook goats, I like to eat chickens and I thought we could make it a threesome with Cracker but I guess if you're not up for it...
well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either.
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(01-14-2012, 08:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either.
Now go back to cowering ya' old fart.
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