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RE: Maggoty Monday - Maggot - 03-06-2012

I have my baloney skin on now, or is that balogna skin?

RE: Maggoty Monday - ZEROSPHERES - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 01:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have my baloney skin on now, or is that balogna skin?

Quoting from Genisis, the correct term is "baloney skin"

Genesis 17

9-Then God said to Abraham, “As for you, you must keep my covenant, you and your descendants after you for the generations to come. 10-This is my covenant with you and your descendants after you, the covenant you are to keep: Every male among you shall be baloney skinned .

RE: Maggoty Monday - Lady Cop - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: Ewww!! LC, you gross me out with your worm photos! hah UGH I HATE bugs, worms, mice, all that. I would die if I even seen a slug.

you are sooooooo sensitive. i hope your son doesn't become afraid of creepy-crawlies. boys like that shit.

Maggot likes yucky weird things, so i like to post them for him. he grows worms in his basement. and god only knows what else is down there in the mad scientist cave.

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RE: Maggoty Monday - ramseycat - 03-06-2012

Baloney skin?

RE: Maggoty Monday - ZEROSPHERES - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 01:48 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Baloney skin?

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RE: Maggoty Monday - Duchess - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.


I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.



RE: Maggoty Monday - Maggot - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 01:48 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Baloney skin?

A suit.

RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 01:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: Ewww!! LC, you gross me out with your worm photos! hah UGH I HATE bugs, worms, mice, all that. I would die if I even seen a slug.

you are sooooooo sensitive. i hope your son doesn't become afraid of creepy-crawlies. boys like that shit.

Maggot likes yucky weird things, so i like to post them for him. he grows worms in his basement. and god only knows what else is down there in the mad scientist cave.

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This boy loves bugs. He gets a good laugh out of chasing me around the yard with a bug/worm. :ashamed: I just can't help it. When I lived in Michigan I was never scared of bugs and shit. It wasn't until I moved to the south and heard about the poisonous spiders, ticks, and fucking cicadas.

RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.


I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

RE: Maggoty Monday - Duchess - 03-06-2012



Smiley_emoticons_fies I'd chase you around the yard with it if I could.

RE: Maggoty Monday - krystalshores - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 04:07 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.


I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

You have never seen a slug?!?!? Have you ever been camping? Have you ever went outside in the morning after a day of rain?

I have stepped on a few slugs when I was little, running around without shoes on. I would freak out now and scrub my toes for a week.

RE: Maggoty Monday - Maggot - 03-06-2012

I have slipped on them things like stepping on a banana peel with my bare foot a few times. You can kill them with diatramecous earth. I sprinkle my garden every year. Its like eating glass for them.

RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Smiley_emoticons_fies I'd chase you around the yard with it if I could.

86 Then I'd end up dead due to a heart attack or in jail because I ran your ass over with my car hah

RE: Maggoty Monday - Lady Cop - 03-06-2012

for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo! hah
just saute in garlic and butter


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RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 06:51 PM)krystalshores Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 04:07 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 02:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 10:46 AM)JsMom Wrote: I would die if I even seen a slug.


I stepped over one as I was quickly moving down my walkway the other morning, next time I'll take a pic & post it, that slimy bastard was a good six inches long.

HOLY FUCKIN' HELL....NO!! *skin crawl* I'da had a damn heart attck just having to step over it. Seriously.

You have never seen a slug?!?!? Have you ever been camping? Have you ever went outside in the morning after a day of rain?

I have stepped on a few slugs when I was little, running around without shoes on. I would freak out now and scrub my toes for a week.

OH YAH I've seen them slimy bastards! As far as camping, yes, I like to camp but I TRY to stay clear of bugs. Not all bugs trip me out. Mostly ones that are slimy, can stick to me or are poisonous.

RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

(03-06-2012, 07:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo! hah
just saute in garlic and butter


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LC, that's not the point. They are big slimy and GROSS. Don't get me started on my shucking of corn! I had nightmares as a kid.

RE: Maggoty Monday - Lady Cop - 03-06-2012

NO SISSIES ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD. 212121 WAH WAH WAH

RE: Maggoty Monday - JsMom - 03-06-2012

Ok...enough said...on to the next thread

RE: Maggoty Monday - Lady Cop - 03-13-2012

i know it's tuesday, but if i got you a plumber's butt tee-shirt, would it help you feel a little better today Maggoty? 99

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RE: Maggoty Monday - crash - 03-13-2012

(03-06-2012, 07:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: for crissakes, they're harmless escargot without shells. boo hoo hoo! hah
just saute in garlic and butter


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We must have a different breed over here...not so long ago some genius ate one for a bet and it damn near killed him;

http://www.news.com.au/national/man-battles-for-life-after-eating-slug/story-e6frfkvr-1225866012092