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Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Printable Version

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RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Duchess - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 03:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's only funny when it isn't you.


Actually, I liked it because I appreciate that you have the ability to laugh at yourself. I like many things about you but knowing you have this ability endears you to me.



RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why doesn't the lovely one go out with the many men that still want to fuck her after 15 years if she is so needy? Or make friend's with all the men that try to talk to her in the store forcing her to wear her sunglasses all the time? I am sure that being so lovely, trim, great hair, perfect lips, and I'm sure the list goes on....wouldn't have any trouble finding someone to take care of business with.

Already been there. I don't keen and rage on the Internet about men I don't see anymore like you do.

Who said men at the store? People talk to me. Because I'm attractive and funny and kind. People duck down aisles when they see you. That's why you always see men looking hopelessly at feminine protection: They don't want to talk to you. We're just different. I don't know how else to explain it to you.

I don't have trouble. I just don't fuck anything that offers. Again, a difference you wouldn't understand.

Glad you are off ignore? You better be more interesting this time around or you don't get another chance.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - ramseycat - 07-01-2012

I just have two suggestions for you Cracker.

1) Put me back on ignore. Please.

2) Vibrator? It works pretty good in a pinch. And you don't have to try and find a nice way to tell him to leave when you're done. Just put it in the drawer.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

Sorry, ramsey, can't even pretend to take life advice from you.

Thanks, though.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - ramseycat - 07-01-2012

Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - ramseycat - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?

No.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 04:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?

No.

So there is a new younger man?


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Riotgear - 07-01-2012

Time to fall in love Cracks. Again and again and again.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.
So basically, a lot of men don't fall between the cracks?


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 05:34 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: So basically, a lot of men don't fall between the cracks?

hah

Ah, fuck. You can have the point.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Duchess - 07-02-2012



I just like seeing this title on the front page. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Carry on...



RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Ma Huang Sor - 07-02-2012

Interesting the turns this thread took.

I see Ramsey doing this in this thread:

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RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Ma Huang Sor - 07-02-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

That's why I've had three girlfriends in my entire life.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - ramseycat - 07-02-2012

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

You don't have to believe it to make it true.


RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Clang McFly - 07-02-2012

(07-02-2012, 07:35 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

You don't have to believe it to make it true.

I believe you, ramsey.Blowing-kisses