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- NaNo - 04-26-2009
Quote:Yeah, here we go with another dopey Brit who forgot we had to kick your ass twice because you forgot the beating the first time.lol - that's just funny
Quote:Is England speaking Arabic yet? Does everyone face Mecca at least once a day?As for this - there's nothing Great about Great Britain, we've opened the floodgates and it's a fucking free-for-all. 'They' come into the country illegally, are given jobs, (OUR JOBS) get financial benefits, are given a Ford Galaxy, and a house big enough to accomodate their whole family (if it's too small they can write a letter - though I don't think they even have to do that anymore because they can't speak/read/write English)
If the area they've been put in is not suitable - i.e. large crime rates (DUE TO OTHERS BEING PLACED THERE) they're able to, again, make a complaint and be moved somewhere better.
I could go on for hours and hours about this, they'd call me a racist, I call myself English.
So to conclude that point, mock my country all you like. England isn't English, English people are English.
Not sure why you're talking about our teeth, Mr. Obesity. Although it's because we get free dental care, but the dentists are Asian, and they are only there so that they can get free dental care too.
Our teeth? - Look at how much sugar and crap they throw in your food. If you came to England you'd understand the difference. Our chickens are actually allowed to stand up and walk around during their lives. Your chickens are forced to live the fat American lifestyle. "I wish the remote grew legs so it could walk to me"
- Duchess - 04-26-2009
Isn't this special... A baby newbie...So, you wanna hang with the grown ups, eh ?
- D - 04-26-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Then begged for help when the Germans were slapping you and the French silly.Also twice.
- The Antagonist - 04-26-2009
NaNo Wrote:Quote:Yeah, here we go with another dopey Brit who forgot we had to kick your ass twice because you forgot the beating the first time.lol - that's just funny
Quote:Is England speaking Arabic yet? Does everyone face Mecca at least once a day?As for this - there's nothing Great about Great Britain, we've opened the floodgates and it's a fucking free-for-all. 'They' come into the country illegally, are given jobs, (OUR JOBS) get financial benefits, are given a Ford Galaxy, and a house big enough to accomodate their whole family (if it's too small they can write a letter - though I don't think they even have to do that anymore because they can't speak/read/write English)
If the area they've been put in is not suitable - i.e. large crime rates (DUE TO OTHERS BEING PLACED THERE) they're able to, again, make a complaint and be moved somewhere better.
I could go on for hours and hours about this, they'd call me a racist, I call myself English.
So to conclude that point, mock my country all you like. England isn't English, English people are English.
Not sure why you're talking about our teeth, Mr. Obesity. Although it's because we get free dental care, but the dentists are Asian, and they are only there so that they can get free dental care too.
Our teeth? - Look at how much sugar and crap they throw in your food. If you came to England you'd understand the difference. Our chickens are actually allowed to stand up and walk around during their lives. Your chickens are forced to live the fat American lifestyle. "I wish the remote grew legs so it could walk to me"
Well now! This is refreshing. OP is not going to like you. He seems to think you live in a perfect country where everyone should play nice.
You even got racism awareness counselors. Is that because your government thinks so little of it's subjects that they are going to dictate to you you what is racist and what isn't?
Political correctness has gone way overboard there and here. It's sickening.
- Maggot - 04-26-2009
Why not have a pork BBQ, some spare ribs. Let the aroma waft over the village like a gentle perfumed wind of defiance.
.........You fucking young feta cheese brained Robin.
- NaNo - 04-26-2009
Quote:Isn't this special... A baby newbie...So, you wanna hang with the grown ups, eh ?
So you call yourselves grown-ups? Is that a technicality due to your grey hair and wilting erections, or is it because you're allowed to swear on a forum.
That's weak:
Quote:Why not have a pork BBQ, some spare ribs. Let the aroma waft over the village like a gentle perfumed wind of defiance.I almost felt like thanking you, the summer months bring plenty of opportunity for a BBQ and it's great to get out and eat something different for a change.
Do McDonald's cook BigMac's BBQ style and deliver them for you? Do you put a notice on your front door saying "Bring the food round the back, we're too morbidly obese to get up and collect it"
The delivery guy comes round and asks why you didn't send the dog like usual - you reply: "He's having a heart attack because he ate the leftovers from the 10kg steak I had for breakfast."
YA FAT FUCKAZ
- Lady Cop - 04-26-2009
Nano: The delivery guy comes round and asks why you didn't send the dog like usual - you reply: "He's having a heart attack because he ate the leftovers from the 10kg steak I had for breakfast
anything like the full English breakfast? ::stir::::bvomit::9 gazillion fat-laden calories.
actually, i love England and its history.
- Middle Finger - 04-26-2009
I don't like that Nano is denying the dental problem in the UK. We read the report, Nano. Unbelievable rates of dental problems in the UK, way worse than the U.S. sorry to tell you.
What's it like being a disarmed little bitch, told by your Government they will be actively searching all your emails and website visits from now on? We read about that, too.
- NaNo - 04-26-2009
We don't have 'English breakfasts' that often, like once every two weeks and usually on a weekend. I guess it would be naive of me to think that American's only eat fast food, but it's quite a humourous generalisation
- NaNo - 04-26-2009
Quote:I don't like that Nano is denying the dental problem in the UK. We read the report, Nano. Unbelievable rates of dental problems in the UK, way worse than the U.S. sorry to tell you. What's it like being a disarmed little bitch, told by your Government they will be actively searching all your emails and website visits from now on? We read about that, too.*Believes everything he reads in the government controlled newspapers*
- What the fundamental reason they're telling you that is, is that they're saying
"You're American, but it's not that bad"
- Middle Finger - 04-26-2009
NaNo Wrote:You are a bunch of overly PC, pseudo-muslim, rotten-toothed, gun-banned bitches primed for socialistic tyranny.Quote:I don't like that Nano is denying the dental problem in the UK. We read the report, Nano. Unbelievable rates of dental problems in the UK, way worse than the U.S. sorry to tell you. What's it like being a disarmed little bitch, told by your Government they will be actively searching all your emails and website visits from now on? We read about that, too.*Believes everything he reads in the government controlled newspapers*
- What the fundamental reason they're telling you that is, is that they're saying
"You're American, but it's not that bad"
- LuMPyPussy - 04-26-2009
Jesus Christ, Frank. Can't you come up with some new insults? This shit was old 6 months ago.
- Middle Finger - 04-26-2009
Again, sometimes I do things just to annoy you. I'd say I'm pretty fucking great at it.
- Borndragon - 04-26-2009
Hey Nano, you extremely small, Ipod loving little fuck...
Quiz time......
How did you find Mock?
What's your purpose here, besides taunting MF by waiving your Pommy ass in his face?
What makes you think you have the ability to clown and not just be one?
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Borndragon ~ 'Eee you cheeky monkey'
- Liquid - 04-26-2009
NaNo Wrote:Quote:Yeah, here we go with another dopey Brit who forgot we had to kick your ass twice because you forgot the beating the first time.lol - that's just funny
Quote:Is England speaking Arabic yet? Does everyone face Mecca at least once a day?As for this - there's nothing Great about Great Britain, we've opened the floodgates and it's a fucking free-for-all. 'They' come into the country illegally, are given jobs, (OUR JOBS) get financial benefits, are given a Ford Galaxy, and a house big enough to accomodate their whole family (if it's too small they can write a letter - though I don't think they even have to do that anymore because they can't speak/read/write English)
If the area they've been put in is not suitable - i.e. large crime rates (DUE TO OTHERS BEING PLACED THERE) they're able to, again, make a complaint and be moved somewhere better.
I could go on for hours and hours about this, they'd call me a racist, I call myself English.
So to conclude that point, mock my country all you like. England isn't English, English people are English.
Not sure why you're talking about our teeth, Mr. Obesity. Although it's because we get free dental care, but the dentists are Asian, and they are only there so that they can get free dental care too.
Our teeth? - Look at how much sugar and crap they throw in your food. If you came to England you'd understand the difference. Our chickens are actually allowed to stand up and walk around during their lives. Your chickens are forced to live the fat American lifestyle. "I wish the remote grew legs so it could walk to me"
Bravo - I think you should let him in based on this post alone and let him drive OP crazy.
- Middle Finger - 04-26-2009
OK, I'll let him in.