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RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
Don't worry Hairy, you can have Mr. Bone. I was just being nosey. Plus, I am a little worried about Jimbone. If he did kick the missus to the curb, he has to be feelin a little down. You should send him some boob shots to cheer him up.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - HairOfTheDog - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 02:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Don't worry Hairy, you can have Mr. Bone. I was just being nosey. Plus, I am a little worried about Jimbone. If he did kick the missus to the curb, he has to be feelin a little down. You should send him some boob shots to cheer him up.
Thanks, rams. Everyone's a free agent in my world, but I appreciate you easing my troubled mind.If you're worried, it's your boobs that you should be offering up. What's wrong with yours? I'm starting to wonder whether you've got that same third-nipple anomaly as username. Or maybe they're hairy and the perm needs a little time to tame before you snap shots of them?
If you won't put out on the pics, you shouldn't be offering up pics from others, young lady...
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
I can't send JB boob shots. That would be cutting in on your territory. I just thought it would cheer him up to see your hooters. But if you disagree, then you can cheer him up with something else. How about a BJ?
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - HairOfTheDog - 11-30-2012
You are never gonna get it, rams. Territory doesn't exist for me.
Plus, I'm not worried about Jim or anyone else, nor am I feeling any obligation to cheer anyone up but myself today, so you volunteering my services for your own purposes is a little doltish.
And, lastly, I should have added "BJ" to that list of annoying terms that I started the other day. It bugs me. If I wanna suck someone's cock, I will say it straight out. But, no, I won't offer to suck Jim's cock in order to ease your nosy little mind, sister. I'm not sure it would reach clear across the country anyway.
So there!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
Hhmmpfff I guess Hairy told me but good.
LOL
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - HairOfTheDog - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 02:49 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Hhmmpfff I guess Hairy told me but good.
LOL
I'm in an unusually irritable mood and stalling today. But I know you know that I'm mostly playin' anyway.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 11-30-2012
BACK OFF BITCHES! BJ, I MEAN JB IS MINE!!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - HairOfTheDog - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 03:00 PM)username Wrote: BACK OFF BITCHES! BJ, I MEAN JB IS MINE!!
Now, we're talkin'. Get your man, user!
Hint: if he tries to resist (I laugh as I type that), a cake AND a card should melt him...
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 02:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-30-2012, 02:49 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Hhmmpfff I guess Hairy told me but good.
LOL
I'm in an unusually irritable mood and stalling today. But I know you know that I'm mostly playin' anyway.
It's ok, I lurves ya! You make me laught everyday.
Let User slut it up and give the BJ. She's good like that.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Jimbone - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 03:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-30-2012, 03:00 PM)username Wrote: BACK OFF BITCHES! BJ, I MEAN JB IS MINE!!
Now, we're talkin'. Get your man, user!
Hint: if he tries to resist (I laugh as I type that), a cake AND a card should melt him...
Hey now, it's not that easy to get to the bone. A cake and a card are a nice start... but you probably should think about throwing in a bottle of wine of maybe some thigh highs or something.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 03:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(11-30-2012, 03:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-30-2012, 03:00 PM)username Wrote: BACK OFF BITCHES! BJ, I MEAN JB IS MINE!!
Now, we're talkin'. Get your man, user!
Hint: if he tries to resist (I laugh as I type that), a cake AND a card should melt him...
Hey now, it's not that easy to get to the bone. A cake and a card are a nice start... but you probably should think about throwing in a bottle of wine of maybe some thigh highs or something.
Who are you kidding? If User came up to you and unzipped your pants and pulled out your member and started pleasuring you, you would just sit there and enjoy it.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 03:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(11-30-2012, 03:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-30-2012, 03:00 PM)username Wrote: BACK OFF BITCHES! BJ, I MEAN JB IS MINE!!
Now, we're talkin'. Get your man, user!
Hint: if he tries to resist (I laugh as I type that), a cake AND a card should melt him...
Hey now, it's not that easy to get to the bone. A cake and a card are a nice start... but you probably should think about throwing in a bottle of wine of maybe some thigh highs or something.
Stand still. I need to pee on you and mark my territory.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - HairOfTheDog - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 02:03 PM)username Wrote: This rain sucks ass!
I'm off to the bridge, on a Friday, in the rain. I'll probably be driving back over the bridge around 4 pm, on a Friday, in the rain.
You know what I'm facing.
This concludes my whinefest.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 03:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-30-2012, 02:03 PM)username Wrote: This rain sucks ass!
I'm off to the bridge, on a Friday, in the rain. I'll probably be driving back over the bridge around 4 pm, on a Friday, in the rain.
You know what I'm facing.
This concludes my whinefest.
Nightmare!! BB or GG? Either way, you're fucked but I'm guessing it's the BB which will be even worse. Hopefully we don't have an earthquake while you're stuck on the bridge. That would suck even worse, right?
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 04:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I always knew you were into weird shit User.
Whatever, Ramsey. I'm waiting for my hot, little, jizz generator to return to our internet love lair so I don't really have time for you now.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 11-30-2012
Holy shit! I thought I had a senior moment.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - ramseycat - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 04:13 PM)username Wrote:(11-30-2012, 04:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I always knew you were into weird shit User.
Whatever, Ramsey. I'm waiting for my hot, little, jizz generator to return to our internet love lair so I don't really have time for you now.
Well alright then.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 11-30-2012
(11-30-2012, 04:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Holy shit! I thought I had a senior moment.
If I can't have the conversation in one place...BAM...just start it up again in another!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - FAHQTOO - 11-30-2012
Who are you kidding? If User came up to you and unzipped your pants and pulled out your member and started pleasuring you, you would just sit there and enjoy it.
"Member"...Jesus Ramsey, could you throw out a shocker every now and then?
You're allowed to say COCK on MOCK!!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 11-30-2012
Death by cock is now allowed too.