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RE: how does your garden grow? - Blindgreed1 - 05-09-2018
(05-08-2018, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician?(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Has anyone cut their grass yet?
...or do you have a service?
The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.
Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Clang McFly - 05-09-2018
(05-09-2018, 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(05-08-2018, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician?(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Has anyone cut their grass yet?
...or do you have a service?
The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.
Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Blindgreed1 - 05-10-2018
(05-09-2018, 06:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:Are you good at Karaoke? Cuz you're a singer. You just don't know it yet.(05-09-2018, 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(05-08-2018, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician?(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Has anyone cut their grass yet?
...or do you have a service?
The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.
Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Clang McFly - 05-10-2018
(05-10-2018, 12:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(05-09-2018, 06:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:Are you good at Karaoke? Cuz you're a singer. You just don't know it yet.(05-09-2018, 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(05-08-2018, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician?(05-07-2018, 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Has anyone cut their grass yet?
...or do you have a service?
The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.
Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.
I'm good at karaoke as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman, Secret Agent Man, Medium Pace, and a few others.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Duchess - 05-10-2018
(05-10-2018, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman
I thought it was this until I checked.
I am dyyyyying RE: how does your garden grow? - Clang McFly - 05-10-2018
(05-10-2018, 05:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:(05-10-2018, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman
I thought it was this until I checked.
I'll sing that next time I do karaoke. Just for you, D.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Maggot - 05-10-2018
Better put some reverb and echo in it then. Maybe inhale some helium. Or change the entire delivery by speeding it up and rapping. Throw a few swear words in for ambiance.
Mr. Sandman give me your money
Don't move an inch cuz this aint no funny
Try to run, or try to hide
We will just fukin tan yo hide.
Mr. Sandman
Shut the fuck up
Or we will tie you to the back of this truck
Try to talk o even scream
Shut yo face if you know what we mean.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Clang McFly - 05-11-2018
(05-10-2018, 08:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: Better put some reverb and echo in it then. Maybe inhale some helium. Or change the entire delivery by speeding it up and rapping. Throw a few swear words in for ambiance.
Mr. Sandman give me your money
Don't move an inch cuz this aint no funny
Try to run, or try to hide
We will just fukin tan yo hide.
Mr. Sandman
Shut the fuck up
Or we will tie you to the back of this truck
Try to talk o even scream
Shut yo face if you know what we mean.
Nah, I'm going to sing it normal in my normal singing voice. Just like I sang Katy Perry's Firework and One Directions' What Makes You Beatiful.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Maggot - 07-08-2018
My garden survived the heat and nothing died. This is the first year radishes have actually grown well and am putting in more scallions those are easy.
RE: how does your garden grow? - sally - 07-08-2018
Radishes did the best for me last year, I got tons of them. The peppers not so good.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Maggot - 07-08-2018
I am using the kind of seeds that come on a piece of paper. They are already separated and you don't have to go back and pluck the ones that are running amuck. Those seeds are small and the last time I put them in I just ended up using way to many and they got crowded in. It's real easy and you just lay down a trough of potting soil, lay down the paper and cover with about an inch more of potting soil. I love radishes.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Blindgreed1 - 07-09-2018
This weekend it got over 106 and I lost some Watermelon and Crenshaw seedlings. My crookneck yellow squash also didn't survive but I already reaped quite a few squash from the two of them. I'm harvesting about 2-3 tomatoes a week. 2-3 eggplant per month and 7 spaghetti squash. My first round of poblano peppers were about the length of my hand (about 8 in) and the second round is just starting now. I got two small heirloom green chilis and 4 small bell peppers. My radishes and dill were harvested a couple of months ago and it was a good crop. I still have about 2 lbs of dried dill.
RE: how does your garden grow? - BigMark - 07-10-2018
Sounds like you love dill dough.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Blindgreed1 - 07-10-2018
(07-10-2018, 06:04 AM)BigMark Wrote: Sounds like you love dill dough.I do love me some dill dough. Baby doll makes a dill loaf that somehow comes out a lot like rye bread. She puts the dill in the dough along with dill pickle relish and it's wicked good.
RE: how does your garden grow? - BigMark - 07-10-2018
You have to be careful, I think HotD chipped her teeth on Dill Dough.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Clang McFly - 07-10-2018
I add sprinkles to my dill dough. Its very vibrate...er...vibrant.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Maggot - 03-03-2020
Just got my seed catalog yesterday. Brennan seeds, I'm waiting on the heirloom catalog and will probably order some from them too. Does anyone else order seeds?
RE: how does your garden grow? - Duchess - 03-03-2020
No, I usually just buy cell packs of whatever I want. I did buy sunflower seeds a few years ago but never planted them. I'd like to find some unusual annual seeds to plant, maybe a special vine. I like it when they climb my pergola. I'm interested in something unusual but I don't have anything specific in mind.
RE: how does your garden grow? - Maggot - 03-03-2020
I haven't fixed my rototiller yet and may just rent one. It's in the 50's today so I'm springing around looking at stuff. I love Spring!
RE: how does your garden grow? - cannongal - 03-03-2020
(03-03-2020, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just got my seed catalog yesterday. Brennan seeds, I'm waiting on the heirloom catalog and will probably order some from them too. Does anyone else order seeds?Not for a few years now. You don't grow out?