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RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-19-2023
(04-19-2023, 03:05 PM)BigMark Wrote: Cheese and rice chang, masterbater for crying out loud!
Yeah I knew what you meant. I chose to take the less funny approach. I'm no master masturbator, that belongs to my brother Ed who feels no shame masturbating right next to me on my bed while I'm in plain view watching TV on the couch.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-19-2023
WTF! No. Clang. Man. WTF!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-19-2023
Piglet will be so jealous...
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-19-2023
(04-19-2023, 04:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: WTF! No. Clang. Man. WTF!
I know. I just got new sheets, he's probably going to stain them.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - MirahM - 04-19-2023
(04-17-2023, 02:47 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: This is from Whoopie Goldberg. She doesn't understand why people are "freaking out" and boycotting Bud Light after using a gender pretender as a front (fake) man.
Her position is beer is neither Republican nor Democrat . . . beer . . . it's an inanimate thing.
"The company puts out a statement saying they didn’t mean to address an issue that divided people, but I want to know what are you so angry about? Beer does not have, I mean it’s not Democrat or Republican, it doesn’t have belief system, it’s just beer!" Goldberg said.
Beer . . . just like firearms . . . not Republican or Democrat . . . and without a belief system. Then please explain why you are so angry about firearms?
Didn't quite think that one through, did you . . . Caryn?
Did Whoopi mention firearms? That doesn't seem like a good example to put next to beer in this instance. There are plenty of other "products" that are marketed one way or another. And plenty of examples of people destroying said products because of it.
Musicians are an example and people destoying thier memorbilia once they find out if they are Republican or Democrat. People boycotted the NFL over "taking a knee"
Why can't she be angry about firearms but not angry about beer?
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-20-2023
It's OFFICIAL! Chang has accepted Piglets proposal, the happy couple are now in the planning stages. I have some recommendations...I think Aussie should be the Flower girl, Mirah as Bridesmaid and Duchess as best man. The Nuptials will be showcased and sponsored by ZOOM.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-20-2023
Ooohhhh so exciting. I hope my tux still fits.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-20-2023
(04-20-2023, 03:45 AM)BigMark Wrote: It's OFFICIAL! Chang has accepted Piglets proposal, the happy couple are now in the planning stages. I have some recommendations...I think Aussie should be the Flower girl, Mirah as Bridesmaid and Duchess as best man. The Nuptials will be showcased and sponsored by ZOOM.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-20-2023
Can we film our wedding night? Im going to handcuff Clang, his hands behind a bed post, then im going to go slake my lusts, like a man in a desert dying from dehydration. The handcuffs will make sure he cant turn around and prevent king kong pulsing constantly.
Anyone got a camera, maybe Sally or Mirah can film it on their phones live.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-20-2023
(04-20-2023, 07:10 AM)Piglet Wrote: Can we film our wedding night? Im going to handcuff Clang, his hands behind a bed post, then im going to go slake my lusts, like a man in a desert dying from dehydration. The handcuffs will make sure he cant turn around and prevent king kong pulsing constantly.
Anyone got a camera, maybe Sally or Mirah can film it on their phones live.
It will be a snuff film. I've already got the cyanide pill in my mouth for when you break down the door in case I can't dial 911 fast enough or the police response is too slow.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-20-2023
After you make him bite the pillow make him into a human centipede.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - rothschild - 04-20-2023
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-20-2023
(04-20-2023, 05:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: After you make him bite the pillow make him into a human centipede.Didn't know you and Piglet were necrophiliacs. I'll be dead from the cyanide pill. Who cares what you sick fucks do with my empty shell. My soul will be at peace in Heaven.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-21-2023
more like pieces in hell.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-21-2023
Clang is a good Catholic boy, he's not going to hell.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 04:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: Clang is a good Catholic boy, he's not going to hell.
Well I wouldn't go that far....but maybe I'll be a few thousand years in Purgatory.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 06:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well I wouldn't go that far....but maybe I'll be a few thousand years in Purgatory.
Clangy, we share the same religion and the god I believe in just wants us to be happy. You are a genuinely decent individual, you will not be spending any time in Purgatory.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-21-2023
I agree Duchess. If i could i would adopt him.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-21-2023
Oy vey...
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 07:16 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree Duchess. If i could i would adopt him.
I'd kill myself first.