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RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Duchess - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:42 PM)ALG Wrote: Are all Americans as dumb as George Bush? When you elected him, I wondered that....
I just knew someone, somewhere, would ask that one day.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - ALG - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:41 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: If healthcare if free in Canada, how come so many Canadians are missing teeth? I ask because I watch Ice Road Truckers and I wondered that...
They'll use the "I played hockey" excuse.
Now THAT is true.... We LOVE hockey. It’s the great Canadian game!
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Cracker - 02-24-2011
The one that went to Yale and Harvard or his dad (Yale)?
I would ask about the graduates from your fine Canadian colleges, but I can't think of any off the top of my head...
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Cracker - 02-24-2011
I know three Canadians, all fat. I guess good teeth are good for eatin'.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Duchess - 02-24-2011
Hockey is a religion up there. We had a rink in our back yard.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:42 PM)ALG Wrote: Are all Americans as dumb as George Bush? When you elected him, I wondered that....
Refresh my memory . . .
Did the pilot of Air Force One dress in women's underwear and murder women?
I'm kinda slow.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Cracker - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Hockey is a religion up there. We had a rink in our back yard.
Are you CANADIAN? *gasp* Please tell me no...
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Lady Cop - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:47 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:42 PM)ALG Wrote: Are all Americans as dumb as George Bush? When you elected him, I wondered that....
Refresh my memory . . .
Did the pilot of Air Force One dress in women's underwear and murder women?
I'm kinda slow.
http://mockforums.net/thread-4342.html
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:51 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: http://mockforums.net/thread-4342.html
Oh yeah . . . he was a Canadian commander of a Canadian Air Force Base.
Flew the Queen and the PM.
Thanks, LC.
You used strategery with that link.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Duchess - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Hockey is a religion up there. We had a rink in our back yard.
Are you CANADIAN? *gasp* Please tell me no...
Heh. No, my mom is French & my dad is an American jock. I'm true red, white & blue.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:58 PM)Duchess Wrote: Heh. No, my mom is French . . . I'm true red, white & blue.[/i][/size]
With a tad of yellow . . . from Mum.
Fucking Jerry Lewis lovin' French!
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - ALG - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:45 PM)Cracker Wrote: The one that went to Yale and Harvard or his dad (Yale)?
I would ask about the graduates from your fine Canadian colleges, but I can't think of any off the top of my head...
It doesn’t matter what university you went to when you come up with gems like these:
•"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — George Bush,Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
•"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
They coined the word “Bushisms” for a reason, and it wasn't because he smart...
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Cracker - 02-24-2011
I'm glad you have your own country to live in up there.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Lady Cop - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 09:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm glad you have your own country to live in up there.
there was a total imbecile at 24 (shimmy) who was always saying we should shoot all illegals at the border. he was Canadian. so i asked him if that included Canadians sneaking over the border too?
that shut him the fuck up and left him a babbling drooling idiot. hahahaha
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Fibonacci Prima - 02-24-2011
Canadians are like the idiot stepchildren of the French. I like how they make fries though.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - ALG - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:51 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: http://mockforums.net/thread-4342.html
Oh yeah . . . he was a Canadian commander of a Canadian Air Force Base.
Flew the Queen and the PM.
Thanks, LC.
You used strategery with that link.
We didn’t make him our Premier!
What about the four active duty US soldiers who have been charged with participation in the rape and murder of a young Iraqi woman and three members of her family?
My source: http://www3.wsws.org/articles/2006/jul2006/iraq-j10.shtml
Sadly, people from both our countries do horrific things like he did…
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Cracker - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 08:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Heh. No, my mom is French & my dad is an American jock. I'm true red, white & blue.
Your mom is French and you don't cook? It does explain the wine. You probably had wine in your baby bottle. haha
I really want to ask about your dad, but can't decide if it is rude or not...
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - BlueTiki - 02-25-2011
(02-24-2011, 10:16 PM)ALG Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 08:51 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: http://mockforums.net/thread-4342.html
Oh yeah . . . he was a Canadian commander of a Canadian Air Force Base.
Flew the Queen and the PM.
Thanks, LC.
You used strategery with that link.
We didn’t make him our Premier!
What about the four active duty US soldiers who have been charged with participation in the rape and murder of a young Iraqi woman and three members of her family?
My source: http://www3.wsws.org/articles/2006/jul2006/iraq-j10.shtml
Hey . . . Maple Leaf.
Pretend like you're not from Quebec.
You missed "strategery". That was just for YOU!
Look at you! Gettin' all nationalistic, defensive and finger-pointing.
Folks from BC don't act this way.
Own stock in GM, don't you?
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Duchess - 02-25-2011
I LOVE Quebec! A beautiful, charming old city.
I lost my cherry in Quebec.
Hahaha! Not really...I lost it in a park by the river. On the US side.
RE: Hello Fellow Mockers! - Duchess - 02-25-2011
(02-24-2011, 10:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: I really want to ask about your dad, but can't decide if it is rude or not...
What do you want to know?