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RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - username - 03-13-2011

Bwahahaha!


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Maggot - 03-13-2011

Hateful Bitches!


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Fibonacci Prima - 03-13-2011

Gordon Ramsey can yell at me any day...


...as long as that bitch fixes me a sammich.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - sally - 03-13-2011

(03-13-2011, 06:02 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-13-2011, 09:50 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-12-2011, 01:47 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why are you so hostile? Are you an angry scottish male? Sometimes scottish men can be unnecessarily aggressive and off putting. Its too much in your face. Everybody needs friends and people that care about them. It's one thing to disagree with someone, but why the personal attacks and name calling against everyone? I am just asking.

Is that you, Ramsey?

You're not calling me Gordon Ramsey surely?


No, the last person you remind me of is Gordon Ramsey hah. I was talking about another member here.




RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - BlueTiki - 03-14-2011

(03-12-2011, 09:38 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Rather silly premise Blue Tiki.

So trying for the "Wog is not offensive - look at the Australians is not really going to fly when used in a Global cultural assertion.

Silly? Moi?

Three nations –three definitions of “Wog”.

I really wasn’t going for acceptance; Global or Domestic.

Just curious why this labeled me as a “racist”.

After all, two out of three nations disagree.

‘Tween you an’ me . . . if I wanted to denigrate Brit Blacks, I would’ve used “Nig-Nog”.

Oh the things I learned in London. Shameful.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - aussiefriend - 03-14-2011

(03-13-2011, 08:38 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-13-2011, 06:02 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-13-2011, 09:50 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-12-2011, 01:47 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why are you so hostile? Are you an angry scottish male? Sometimes scottish men can be unnecessarily aggressive and off putting. Its too much in your face. Everybody needs friends and people that care about them. It's one thing to disagree with someone, but why the personal attacks and name calling against everyone? I am just asking.

Is that you, Ramsey?

You're not calling me Gordon Ramsey surely?


No, the last person you remind me of is Gordon Ramsey hah. I was talking about another member here.

I thought you were referred to another person Smiley_emoticons_wink but i am paranoid on a good day so i was just checking!


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Mohammed - 03-16-2011

http://www.cracked.com/article_18911_5-ridiculous-things-you-probably-believe-about-islam_p2.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - BlueTiki - 03-16-2011

(03-16-2011, 10:50 AM)Mohammed Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_18911_5-ridiculous-things-you-probably-believe-about-islam_p2.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

Your point?

Jesus preached love . . . how's that working out?

And Jesus allows his image be portrayed in two and three "D".

Mo needs a better PR and talent agent - I suggest a Jew. Disney could make him a fortune!

Steer clear of the WB . . . they created Porky.

Think of this as "residuals for Jihad".




RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Mohammed - 03-17-2011

(03-16-2011, 12:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Jesus preached love . . . how's that working out?

Well, don't we all know how that ended. And many times it is true even today. You spread all your love, you end up being crucified.

Or carrying a fascinating array of STD's. Either way it ain't much fun so it's not working out really well isn't it?!

Even Bob Dylan got fed up with all those Hippie's after some time, and if you spend any longer period of time with one of those tree hugging freaks, you will fully understand why.

Besides, if you ask any of those poor witches during the rise of Cristianity she would surely tell you in the words of Whitesnake while burning on a stake "Is this love .... that I'm feeling .... is this the love .... that I've been searching for .... is this love or am I dreaming .... this must be love .... cos its really got a hold on me ...."


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - aussiefriend - 03-17-2011

(03-17-2011, 03:34 AM)Mohammed Wrote:
(03-16-2011, 12:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Jesus preached love . . . how's that working out?

Well, don't we all know how that ended. And many times it is true even today. You spread all your love, you end up being crucified.

Or carrying a fascinating array of STD's. Either way it ain't much fun so it's not working out really well isn't it?!

Even Bob Dylan got fed up with all those Hippie's after some time, and if you spend any longer period of time with one of those tree hugging freaks, you will fully understand why.

Besides, if you ask any of those poor witches during the rise of Cristianity she would surely tell you in the words of Whitesnake while burning on a stake "Is this love .... that I'm feeling .... is this the love .... that I've been searching for .... is this love or am I dreaming .... this must be love .... cos its really got a hold on me ...."

It didn't end with Him being crucified, it ended with the resurrection! He rose from the dead.

Bob Dylan did not get fed up with anything, he still has faith. Better check your research there.

Now with a name like Mohammed, you wouldn't be muslim by any chance?


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Mohammed - 03-17-2011

Yeah right, and a Virgin gave birth to him. You people believe just about everything. You must be American.

Don't get me wrong, he was totally cool, but the people ain't.

Now, Bob did not loose his faith in religion, he lost his faith with that tree hugging bunch of hippies that where constantly running around in his garden and house with arms waving thru the air preaching free love, poor personal hygiene and to say it in his own words "finish off all the booze and drugs as long as they where free".

It would upset me too.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Cynical Ninja - 03-17-2011

(03-17-2011, 05:44 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: He rose from the dead.

Yeah, sure he did, because the book of allegorical fables written by stupid men who didn't know any better said he did.




RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Maggot - 03-17-2011

I would not like living in a Godless world.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - BlueTiki - 03-17-2011

(03-17-2011, 03:34 AM)Mohammed Wrote:
(03-16-2011, 12:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Jesus preached love . . . how's that working out?
Besides, if you ask any of those poor witches during the rise of Cristianity she would surely tell you in the words of Whitesnake while burning on a stake "Is this love .... that I'm feeling .... is this the love .... that I've been searching for .... is this love or am I dreaming .... this must be love .... cos its really got a hold on me ...."

Whitesnake? C'mon, dude!

Reference a music one-hit wonder instead of a gay Hair band.

May I suggest a Billboard Suicide Bomber like . . . uhhhh . . . Nick Gilder?

Hot Child in the City

"Danger in the shape of somethin' wild.
Stranger dressed in black, she's a hungry child.
No one knows who she is or what her name is.
I don't know where she came from or what her game is.

Hot child in the city."


Dressed in black, her game, no one knows, hot child . . .

The lyrics scream satanic and Salem BBQs!

You are a Bacha Bazi, aren't you?

Whitesnake gave it away.





RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Cynical Ninja - 03-17-2011

(03-17-2011, 02:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would not like living in a Godless world.

Its not like you have a choice anyway.




RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - BlueTiki - 03-17-2011

(03-17-2011, 03:43 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(03-17-2011, 02:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would not like living in a Godless world.

Its not like you have a choice anyway.
hah



RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - NigsWhittington - 03-17-2011

(03-09-2011, 11:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: Muslims to make up quarter of world's projected population of 8.3billion

>8.3 billion

Dude, what? We haven't even surpassed the 7billion mark yet as a species. For a statistical mathematician, I'd have thought you'd have researched this figure, since it's quintessential to your argument.

(03-13-2011, 02:08 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Well I am the smartest here. So you can all stop fighting for most educated.
I have a PhD in Burgerology. Yessir Fry Guy is the ultimate in Fast food service and delivery.

I lol'd, I chortled, I gigglesnorted then lol'd some more.
This post is now the best post ITT.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Mohammed - 03-18-2011

What on earth is a Bacha Bazi??!!

It sounds like some mispelled profanity from Germany.


RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - username - 03-18-2011

(03-18-2011, 04:01 AM)Mohammed Wrote: What on earth is a Bacha Bazi??!!

It sounds like some mispelled profanity from Germany.


Shhhh, I have no idea. I could spend all day googling the shit Tiki posts.



RE: Will Muslims Take Over Britain? - Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2011

(03-17-2011, 04:52 PM)NigsWhittington Wrote: Dude, what? We haven't even surpassed the 7billion mark yet as a species. For a statistical mathematician, I'd have thought you'd have researched this figure, since it's quintessential to your argument.

Cracker is female, I know she posts like a Hells Angel with roid rage but she is (technically at least) female.

She also loves her "projected figures" otherwise known as baseless speculation.