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RE: HEY YOU! - Middle Finger - 12-02-2011
Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
RE: HEY YOU! - ramseycat - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
that was pretty funny. until i actually considered what it would be like to kiss you.
RE: HEY YOU! - Lady Cop - 12-02-2011
MF is so adorable and gorgeous i'd kiss his garlicy face and then cook him his favorite dinner. so there!
RE: HEY YOU! - sally - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 02:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Of course Duchess you are all up in Big Sexy's grill so you probably want to be his body pillow. LOL
He'd crack her head like a coconut with those beefy stubs.
RE: HEY YOU! - Maggot - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.
RE: HEY YOU! - Maggot - 12-02-2011
I decided to send my body double. His name is "George Glass" he will do what it takes here.
RE: HEY YOU! - aussiefriend - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I need the banter
RE: HEY YOU! - Middle Finger - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.
You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!
RE: HEY YOU! - Maggot - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.
You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!
I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.
RE: HEY YOU! - Cracker - 12-02-2011
(12-02-2011, 08:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.
So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I need the banter
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
+1 aussie. She cracks my ass up.
RE: HEY YOU! - Middle Finger - 12-03-2011
(12-02-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.
You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!
I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.
I feel sick ...