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RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-21-2023
You don't want to be adopted by Rumplestiltskin, Clang? It will be fun.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BlueTiki - 04-21-2023
Rumpledforeskin . . . it's Rumpledforeskin . . . not Rumplestiltskin.
One is a character in a fairy tale and the other is . . . Oh, wait!
Piglet is a "fairy's" tale!
Nevermind.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: You don't want to be adopted by Rumplestiltskin, Clang? It will be fun.
Fun for who? Certainly not me. I've already got my brother Ed to take of. I don't want to care for an old British gay sex pervert.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-21-2023
Care for? YOU LOVE HIM!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 12:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-21-2023, 10:56 AM)sally Wrote: You don't want to be adopted by Rumplestiltskin, Clang? It will be fun.
Fun for who? Certainly not me. I've already got my brother Ed to take of. I don't want to care for an old British gay sex pervert.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 12:39 PM)BigMark Wrote: Care for? YOU LOVE HIM!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-21-2023
Funny fuckers. There's no other warped people I'd rather spend time with.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-22-2023
Come come come chang, wed be a perfect couple, father and son, id clean your act up, or else. Decent clothes, no poison, booze yes, no smokes, you wont even need to jerk off anymore, this is what women are for. Crikey i didnt think i could go that low, o well.
Cards, all night, picking gals up in bars or in the chip shop, watching football, no not that soporific NHL nonsense, snooker, and do it all again the next day. Your arse would be intact.
O to be free again. Watch out world, women, im COMING for you.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-22-2023
Clang doesn't like being sexually harassed by you, Piggy. Don't make me be an Admin.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-22-2023
He fucking loves the attention, the butt rape his isn't sold on, yet.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-22-2023
(04-22-2023, 07:18 AM)Piglet Wrote: Come come come chang, wed be a perfect couple, father and son, id clean your act up, or else. Decent clothes, no poison, booze yes, no smokes, you wont even need to jerk off anymore, this is what women are for. Crikey i didnt think i could go that low, o well.
Cards, all night, picking gals up in bars or in the chip shop, watching football, no not that soporific NHL nonsense, snooker, and do it all again the next day. Your arse would be intact.
O to be free again. Watch out world, women, im COMING for you.
https://youtu.be/iAykOz1gWi4
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-22-2023
This is getting to be too much. Now I'm picturing Piglet and Clang in drag dancing to I'm Coming Out and Piglet looks like fucking Sophia from the Golden Girls.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - rothschild - 04-22-2023
(04-22-2023, 11:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: Clang doesn't like being sexually harassed by you, Piggy. Don't make me be an Admin.
Leave Clang alone!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-23-2023
Are you going to take my one star away duchess? I was a psychological bully at school. Sean Locke left me alone because of it. It is enjoyable though, knowing i can out manouvre most if not all. Am i going too far?, i can never tell. It goes with my personality type, im disliked universally. Ive told my walking five a side football team where they are going wrong, its simple really.
Even though implementing simple changes would result in wins rather than draws or losses.
NO ONE GIVES A FOOBAR.
I dont get it really, like your use of poisons that will claim you, eventually. I feel like an alien.....that my team can lose and not care, and you self harm and not care.
O well.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 07:24 AM)Piglet Wrote: Are you going to take my one star away duchess?
No, you little weirdo.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-23-2023
Im glad you understand the word soporific. Addict.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
The Benadryl I take everyday is soporific, the weed I smoke is not.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Piglet - 04-23-2023
You know and i know i was referring to the NFL. The NFL is a soprific, in the mogadon family.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 09:58 AM)Piglet Wrote: The NFL is a soprific
Watching games does not ever put me to sleep. Come and sit next to me while I'm watching and I'll slap the shit outta ya.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BlueTiki - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:(04-23-2023, 09:58 AM)Piglet Wrote: The NFL is a soprific
Watching games does not ever put me to sleep. Come and sit next to me while I'm watching and I'll slap the shit outta ya.
Ain't that a fine howdy-do! An invite to a foreign fairy before any of her other Mock children.
Piggy only knows football from viewing his 5 minute YouTube videos. This is his entire knowledge of the game:
I love "You shoulda seen that the gerbil in the wedding dress."
Now slap me like Tiki Barber and pass the appetizers!.