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RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - aussiefriend - 10-16-2013
(10-16-2013, 07:46 PM)sally Wrote:(10-16-2013, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: What about Tommy Tourette? I am sure he has had a stroke.
That's not very nice, Aussie. Jesus.
I didn't say a cerebral infarction, I said a stroke!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Maggot - 10-17-2013
Tommy is fine and still chasing the ladies.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - nrkerr - 10-17-2013
Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - aussiefriend - 10-17-2013
(10-17-2013, 09:49 AM)nrkerr Wrote: Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.
Am I missing something?
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - nrkerr - 10-17-2013
(10-17-2013, 05:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(10-17-2013, 09:49 AM)nrkerr Wrote: Bad timing, Aussie. Bad timing.
Am I missing something?
I am sitting here watching my dad slowly pass away from the stroke he had on Monday.
No bad feelings, just a poorly timed comment.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - nrkerr - 10-17-2013
I know this is Mock, and people get what they get.
I was trying to make a funny...guess I failed miserably.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - aussiefriend - 10-17-2013
oh I didn't realise your father had a stroke, I guessed I missed that Nrkerr (I have not been in here much working on thesis). I thought he had cancer. I think if I thought anyone in here had someone close that had some kind of affliction like that I would have chosen something different like oral thrush to hang on young Tommy.
I do care about people's feelings especially surrounding this sort of thing where people are living and suffering with their loved ones in pain. I have seen this up close and personal first hand. It aint pretty.
Tommy Tourette is just out there, heaven knows where, but he is definitely out there.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Maggot - 10-17-2013
(10-16-2013, 07:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Mr. Bone? MR. BONE! Where art thou?
I bet he's helping Cars chase the snakes outta Fla.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - nrkerr - 10-17-2013
(10-17-2013, 08:41 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: oh I didn't realise your father had a stroke. I thought he had cancer.
He does have pancreatic cancer, but on Monday, he had a really bad stroke. They are giving him less than 2 weeks to live.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Eat Shit And Die - 10-17-2013
(11-30-2012, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Death by cock is now allowed too.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 10-22-2013
I wonder if Mr. Bone is having a baby.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - aussiefriend - 10-29-2013
Oh great, it's fine to suggest he is a pregnant man, but woe betide anyone who suggests atherosclerosis causing a trans ischemic attack!
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - username - 10-29-2013
(10-22-2013, 04:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I wonder if Mr. Bone is having a baby.
I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Maggot - 10-29-2013
I bet he got a dog and its name is lickem.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 10-29-2013
(10-29-2013, 11:39 AM)username Wrote: I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.
What was I thinking! He was having a little trouble even getting a piece of ass.
I've missed him.
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Eat Shit And Die - 10-30-2013
(10-29-2013, 02:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-29-2013, 11:39 AM)username Wrote: I think it's more likely he's having a divorce. Maybe the wife kept the computer.
What was I thinking! He was having a little trouble even getting a piece of ass.
I've missed him.
I was gonna say that takes intercourse
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 07-17-2015
Mr. Bone, you've been exceptionally crabby lately. Do you need a hug?
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Jimbone - 07-17-2015
Exceptionally crabby? Really?
Either way, I'll take a hug... though if I squeeze you too hard will dust pop out of you? I know you're an old coot and all
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Duchess - 07-18-2015
Are you laughing at me, Mr. Bone?
RE: MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU? - Jimbone - 07-18-2015
Nah, just trying to help.