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RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - ramseycat - 08-31-2015
I love Office Space!
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2015, 09:12 PM)Jimbone Wrote:nobody better try and steal my stapler. When I told my brother about having 3 supervisors, he referenced Office Space also. He said they'll all be telling me I need to fill out my TPS reports. Then he said tell Duchess: moist poop underpants.(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.
Dude, you are going to be Milton Waddams for sure.
Is she into that? I know she likes horses.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Clang McFly - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:22 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:She Luvs wearing them.(08-31-2015, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2015, 09:12 PM)Jimbone Wrote:nobody better try and steal my stapler. When I told my brother about having 3 supervisors, he referenced Office Space also. He said they'll all be telling me I need to fill out my TPS reports. Then he said tell Duchess: moist poop underpants.(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.
Dude, you are going to be Milton Waddams for sure.
Is she into that? I know she likes horses.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - sally - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2015, 05:32 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Mr Clang McFly,Long and boring, except for the end of the day when I had to wait an hour after work to catch the bus home, and then the bus didn't stop so I had to wait another hour for my brother to pick me up. No phone work yet, it will be at least two weeks before I get my phone/computer login. Months before I'm put on the phone, and months before I get my permanent pass/ID badge. Right now they have me doing some filing. On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.
How was your first day at work?
It sounds like a bad first day of school, except no one tried to stuff your fat ass in a locker.
Where's your car?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Clang McFly - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:27 PM)sally Wrote: Where's your car?in the driveway, saving $13 in parking fees. It's only $6 round trip on the bus.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - sally - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Right now they have me doing some filing.
The Penske file?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - username - 08-31-2015
Jesus Christ, don't reveal your desperate self by immediately asking for a pay check. That's just wrong. It's the government FFS so it may seem disorganized but they will get around to paying you.
You have to sit around quite a few more days working the worm before the government gets around to paying you but then they will....regularly. Don't premature ejaculate paycheck talk, nutbutt.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 10:08 PM)sally Wrote:(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Right now they have me doing some filing.
The Penske file?
Our tax dollars at work.
I hope all goes well and no one will be going postal tomorrow, because they figure you are being trained to replace them.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Clang McFly - 08-31-2015
(08-31-2015, 11:09 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:it'll just be me going postal on the bus service if they don't pick me up again. I'm lodging a formal complaint against Yankee Trails tomorrow and lodging a boot up their ass if I miss the bus again.(08-31-2015, 10:08 PM)sally Wrote:(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Right now they have me doing some filing.
The Penske file?
Our tax dollars at work.
I hope all goes well and no one will be going postal tomorrow, because they figure you are being trained to replace them.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Carsman - 09-01-2015
(08-31-2015, 08:18 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(08-31-2015, 06:54 PM)Carsman Wrote:(08-30-2015, 06:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?
Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.
(08-30-2015, 03:33 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(08-30-2015, 06:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?
Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.
She just explained what happened, but I can't find the thread. I have her side but not yours.
So have asked this before, (just curious) is it HE or SHE?
Zero is a she and I am her younger brother. She was a tom-boy when we were growing up and fearless go-getter at sports.
Thanks Ski, tell Zero I miss her photoshop posts that always made me laugh. See if you can get her to come back and Mock it again.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Carsman - 09-01-2015
(08-31-2015, 09:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2015, 05:32 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Mr Clang McFly,Long and boring, except for the end of the day when I had to wait an hour after work to catch the bus home, and then the bus didn't stop so I had to wait another hour for my brother to pick me up. No phone work yet, it will be at least two weeks before I get my phone/computer login. Months before I'm put on the phone, and months before I get my permanent pass/ID badge. Right now they have me doing some filing. On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.
How was your first day at work?
Everything is in baby steps, baby steps, easier on you, not getting deluged with a hundred things all at once.
And as for the bus, when you see the bus coming, wave your hands so the driver sees you.
And if that doesn't work, take a slight step out and let the bus just graze you. Then you could sue the bus company for millions and not have to work at all!
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Jimbone - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 09:42 AM)Carsman Wrote: Everything is in baby steps, baby steps, easier on you, not getting deluged with a hundred things all at once.
And as for the bus, when you see the bus coming, wave your hands so the driver sees you.
And if that doesn't work, take a slight step out and let the bus just graze you. Then you could sue the bus company for millions and not have to work at all!
I think the proper way for Clang to hail the bus is to stick and stockinged leg out off the curb, isn't it?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - BlueTiki - 09-01-2015
Only if the driver is black and a chubby-chaser.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - sally - 09-01-2015
Or he could just change into his daisy dukes after work and hitch hike.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Maggot - 09-01-2015
Shut the fuck up all of you. I'm trying to eat lunch.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Blindgreed1 - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 01:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: Shut the fuck up all of you. I'm trying to eat lunch.Mmmmm.... Gazpacho.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Donovan - 09-01-2015
Too bad I missed this at lunch I would have told Maggot not to think about Clang ' s dirty thong bikini while he ate.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - sally - 09-01-2015
(09-01-2015, 06:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: I would have told Maggot not to think about Clang ' s dirty thong bikini while he ate.
Flung in the corner of the room over his old Taco Bell bags and soda cans.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - username - 09-01-2015
Why isn't Zero posting? You'd think she/he/it might want to join the conversation with her brother newly registering.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Jimbone - 09-01-2015
Curious, ain't it user?