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RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 05:42 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-18-2012, 05:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well now, this might get interesting...
No, it won't. That person is a bore and the shtick is tired. I was bored reading your interaction with him but I figured it was your dad.
user, I know smart people. They aren't boring. I didn't accuse the man of being intelligent, I accused him of being a pretentious bore. Not the same thing.
People don't realize intelligence in evident in cadence and flow, not grammar and usage. He isn't an intellectual giant, he's just boring.
I've seen a few of your opinions on various topics here. I think I'll pass on using you as a barometer for anything, especially such topics as "how to appear smart hurr durr". That combination of menopausal bile and anger at an insufficiently satisfying life must be difficult to live with. You have my pity.
I suspect the urge to throw yourself in front of a bus is almost overwhelming at times. You should try it, I hear it takes away the pain real good. Now I know the above post is likely to keep you busy with a thesaurus for several hours, so I'll help you out when you go to craft your inevitable response by providing some synonyms for "Boring" so you will appear smarter on an inta net message board. It's a great schtick, trust me.
Boring: apathetic, distasteful, doldrum-causing, dull, ennui-inducing, fatiguing, mayor of Snoozyville, irksome, instant lack of interest, lassitudinal, lethargy lad, listless, monotonous, pococurante, Same-ol-Samuel, taedium vitae (Oh Latin I LIKE this one), tediousitizer, tiresome, unconcerning, world-wearying, yawnee McYawnerson.
Hope these help, I look forward to reading your witticisms with great joy, and by joy I mean hearty gouts of projectile vomit.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-18-2012
Didn't read it.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - IMaDick - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 07:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Didn't read it.
Bullshit.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 07:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-18-2012, 07:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Didn't read it.
Bullshit.
Not so. Scrolled right past it. I would put him on ignore, but I don't care that much. Just scroll on by...
You know I would have to comment if I read it. But I didn't. Because he is a douche. And I think he's fat. He types like a fatty.
He's reading this, though. And I won't read his reply. So he has no voice. I think that makes him my bitch.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
That's okay, my posts are made primarily to amuse me, and incidentally to amuse others. So when I make jokes the only parties involved are me, the people laughing, and the butt of the joke.
If you're not amused, guess which one you are?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 05:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: Don't be offended, see the first part?
You can like him, no matter to Cracker. He just bores my tits off...
I'm betting gravity played a larger role.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Middle Finger - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 08:39 PM)Donovan Wrote:(03-18-2012, 05:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: Don't be offended, see the first part?
You can like him, no matter to Cracker. He just bores my tits off...
I'm betting gravity played a larger role.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - JsMom - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 08:03 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-18-2012, 07:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-18-2012, 07:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Didn't read it.
Bullshit.
Not so. Scrolled right past it. I would put him on ignore, but I don't care that much. Just scroll on by...
You know I would have to comment if I read it. But I didn't. Because he is a douche. And I think he's fat. He types like a fatty.
He's reading this, though. And I won't read his reply. So he has no voice. I think that makes him my bitch.
I think you read it!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-18-2012
I'm not reading anything the 70's throwback posts that is over one line. I can't be bothered.
Think what you want. Cracker doesn't care.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-18-2012
Well hell, this thread took a turn!
I take back my previous statement that I would bend over naked and pick up a pencil in Donovan's presence without worry. Who woke the bear? I now think it might be a little risky.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
I think it might be, estrogen is my kryptonite. Once all the blood has left my cerebrum there could be trouble...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 09:54 PM)Donovan Wrote: I think it might be, estrogen is my kryptonite. Once all the blood has left my cerebrum there could be trouble...
Well, I'm a risk taker, provided I've assessed the situation and determined that the bang exceeds the buck. A calculated risk taker, I guess.
For now, I won't be volunteering to fetch your pencils.
Welcome...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 09:05 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not reading anything the 70's throwback posts that is over one line. I can't be bothered.
Think what you want. Cracker doesn't care.
Does Cracker know that the inability to process or retain large chunks of information, and the habit of referring to oneself in the third person, are both clear signs of dissociative identity disorder? Cracker should probably seek professional help.
On the plus side, dissociative identity disorder is rarely caused by chemical or substance abuse, so cracker doesn't have to give up the meth.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 03-18-2012
What part of one sentence do you not get?
I told you I'm not invested in you. And I don't want to hump you, so learn to be more concise.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
I notice you dropped the "Cracker don't like" horseshit though. Someone was paying attention. Good, shows you can learn new things.
Quote:I told you I'm not invested in you.
Since English clearly makes you uncomfortable, let's try math. Did you know that of the 95 posts in this thread, 15 of them were yours? That's about 16%, second only to yours truly. Since I did about 25 posts myself in responding to everyone, that means your percentage is 15/70, or around 23%. Together we account for nearly half the seven page thread.
You sure you're not invested in me? Sure seems like it from here. Maybe you could start a fan club or something.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Lady Cop - 03-18-2012
this intro thread is no longer relevant. we can move on to the wider world now. just a suggestion.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - IMaDick - 03-18-2012
I think the newbie and cracker are about to have children, iit would be a shame to stop this before one of them orgasms and drops the soap.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
There's no shower in cracker's trailer since they turned the water off. Hey look, one sentence, that means she'll read it!
Wait...DAMMIT!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - HairOfTheDog - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think the newbie and cracker are about to have children, iit would be a shame to stop this before one of them orgasms and drops the soap.
I too am sensing some festering sexual tension...
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 03-18-2012
(03-18-2012, 11:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(03-18-2012, 11:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think the newbie and cracker are about to have children, iit would be a shame to stop this before one of them orgasms and drops the soap.
I too am sensing some festering sexual tension...
That's because I can't get past the image of you bent over picking up pencils in front of me.