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03-12-2012, 06:08 PM
Hi. Just passing through and someone flagged me down to change a flat tire for them. Sumbitches hit me on the head and stole my wallet, so until I can raise bus fare guess I'll hang out here. I see a familiar face or two...I'm donovan.
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03-12-2012, 06:20 PM
welcome to Mock Donovan.

















































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03-12-2012, 06:32 PM
Wow! Coincidentally, we've had two other people join the forum in the last couple of days.

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03-12-2012, 06:51 PM
Hibye welcome
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03-12-2012, 07:01 PM
Did they have a duct tape wallet with a picture of hellokitty on it? I'm not asking for me, it's for a friend.
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03-12-2012, 07:03 PM
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03-12-2012, 07:21 PM
(03-12-2012, 07:01 PM)Donovan Wrote: Did they have a duct tape wallet with a picture of hellokitty on it? I'm not asking for me, it's for a friend.

Weedqueen strikes me as the thieving type. I'd start there.
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03-12-2012, 09:21 PM
(03-12-2012, 07:01 PM)Donovan Wrote: Did they have a duct tape wallet with a picture of hellokitty on it? I'm not asking for me, it's for a friend.

Did this say "redneck" before? Or did I make that up?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-12-2012, 09:33 PM
He must of fell out due to brain trama from the blow to the cranium earlier when his wallet got jacked.
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03-12-2012, 10:00 PM
(03-12-2012, 06:08 PM)Donovan Wrote: Hi. Just passing through and someone flagged me down to change a flat tire for them. Sumbitches hit me on the head and stole my wallet, so until I can raise bus fare guess I'll hang out here. I see a familiar face or two...I'm donovan.

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03-12-2012, 10:05 PM
(03-12-2012, 09:33 PM)JsMom Wrote: He must of fell out due to brain trama from the blow to the cranium earlier when his wallet got jacked.

No, I'm ok. Doc said this would buff right out with some bondo.

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03-12-2012, 10:07 PM
hah riiiiiight! I'm not so sure that's going to help your situation much.
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03-12-2012, 10:18 PM
Where the hell is your avatar?
This post is 4 hrs old and you still don't have an avatar.
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03-12-2012, 10:19 PM
(03-12-2012, 10:05 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(03-12-2012, 09:33 PM)JsMom Wrote: He must of fell out due to brain trama from the blow to the cranium earlier when his wallet got jacked.

No, I'm ok. Doc said this would buff right out with some bondo.

Hint. If they can't even spell trauma....

Never mind. Tard meet tard.
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03-13-2012, 05:39 AM
(03-12-2012, 06:08 PM)Donovan Wrote: Hi. Just passing through and someone flagged me down to change a flat tire for them. Sumbitches hit me on the head and stole my wallet, so until I can raise bus fare guess I'll hang out here. I see a familiar face or two...I'm donovan.


Hi Donovan. Welcome to Mock.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Only poor people ride the bus, you need to aim higher than a little money for bus fare.

I'm pro slave so we may be able to work something out.

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03-13-2012, 01:56 PM
I think I've crashed into donovan a time or two while on virtual road trips. No major bruises on either side and he's good at making up.

If I recall, he's a bit of a slacker. Used that "broken down" schtick a few times before; always pimping for a free ride. He'll steal your classic rock CDs and smoke all your weed, but he quotes classic literature too, so not a bad time kill.

Stick out your thumb dono; I wouldn't drive right past you. All the good stuff's in my trunk now.

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03-13-2012, 07:53 PM
Oh no you don't, I'm not falling for that again. It took me hours to get out of your trunk the first time...
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03-13-2012, 08:42 PM
HOTD, I like you and all...but Donovan needs a little something under the hood if he is going to make it around here.

If he is an old dude, let me know now before I shake his tree.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-13-2012, 08:47 PM
I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.
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03-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Post a pic in the member's section or I can't invest in you. Because I think you might be HOTD's dad...

If you are taking one in the mirror right now, don't. Thanks.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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