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RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Cynical Ninja - 05-21-2013
We care about our WW2 veterans in this country, yes people actually do “give a shit” about them suprising though that may be to some of you.
Calling each others family including their kids used to be par for the course around here without actually getting into mean spirited personal vendettas over it.
If people are prepared to insult and piss all over my grandfathers memory and make jokes about how he took his own life then fair enough I get the message. I'm not taking the gloves off I'm wrapping them in barbed wire instead.
Ding ding! Round one motherfuckers.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - username - 05-21-2013
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RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - sally - 05-21-2013
All of your dead grandpas can kiss my big fat ass.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - crash - 05-22-2013
Pfffft...thats like you calling dopey out for her shit has to stop comment. You know you don't have a fat ass, you just want us all to reinforce it for you...
And I'd do it too, if I wasn't temporarily infatuated with that pic of user and HotD in all that denim and the dreams of some wild monkey ass slappin'
*sigh*
Ima gonna be in San Diego in a week, it could be time to tie one on...
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - sally - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 12:28 AM)crash Wrote: Pfffft...thats like you calling dopey out for her shit has to stop comment. You know you don't have a fat ass, you just want us all to reinforce it for you...
No, CN calls me Fat Sal so I'm just rolling with it.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Duchess - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 08:29 AM)sally Wrote: CN calls me Fat Sal so I'm just rolling with it.
I can relate to that. People online would say to me, you're fat, you're ugly, you live in your Mom's basement, blahblahfuckinblah. Yeah, I'm a wildebeest, pucker up, bitch.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Jimbone - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 08:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Yeah, I'm a wildebeest
Then count me in for some man on beast lovin'
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Clang McFly - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 08:29 AM)sally Wrote:(05-22-2013, 12:28 AM)crash Wrote: Pfffft...thats like you calling dopey out for her shit has to stop comment. You know you don't have a fat ass, you just want us all to reinforce it for you...
No, CN calls me Fat Sal so I'm just rolling with it.
Down the hill? In a giant tub of lard/butter/jello/oil?
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - sally - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 12:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(05-22-2013, 08:29 AM)sally Wrote:(05-22-2013, 12:28 AM)crash Wrote: Pfffft...thats like you calling dopey out for her shit has to stop comment. You know you don't have a fat ass, you just want us all to reinforce it for you...
No, CN calls me Fat Sal so I'm just rolling with it.
Down the hill? In a giant tub of lard/butter/jello/oil?
No. Everyone knows that fat girls roll in flour, dumbass.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Duchess - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 11:48 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then count me in for some man on beast lovin'
Rawr!
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - Clang McFly - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 01:18 PM)sally Wrote:(05-22-2013, 12:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(05-22-2013, 08:29 AM)sally Wrote:(05-22-2013, 12:28 AM)crash Wrote: Pfffft...thats like you calling dopey out for her shit has to stop comment. You know you don't have a fat ass, you just want us all to reinforce it for you...
No, CN calls me Fat Sal so I'm just rolling with it.
Down the hill? In a giant tub of lard/butter/jello/oil?
No. Everyone knows that fat girls roll in flour, dumbass.
Sorry. Been awhile since I listened to Bloodhound Gang(where I apparently got alot of my sex education).
"You're pretty when I'm drunk"
One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
[X4]
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]
Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty fucking drunk
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - HairOfTheDog - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 12:28 AM)crash Wrote: Ima gonna be in San Diego in a week, it could be time to tie one on...
It's only an hour flight or a gorgeous 9 - 10 hour drive to San Francisco, crash.
You gonna be up near me and username this trip?
The weather is literally perfect here and has been for weeks. Mid 70s, light breeze...
Great for drinks on the water, at the park, dark dive bar... wherever. We can get username tipsy and laugh at her (turning the tables on her next time).
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - crash - 05-22-2013
Nah, not this trip. I'm at Edisto beach atm...don't ask, just took a left turn. Moseying over to NOLA in the next few days, then SD and home. Might be back here in a few months (Colorado/Nevada/Arizona) on a roundabout mission to Chile/Brazil/Peru.
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 11:48 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then count me in for some man on beast lovin'
![[Image: weird-couple-riding.jpg]](http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/weird-couple-riding.jpg)
JimBone, I think you may win the "Caption This" contest
RE: The FUCK OFF MS thread... - HairOfTheDog - 05-24-2013
(05-22-2013, 06:14 PM)crash Wrote: Nah, not this trip. I'm at Edisto beach atm...don't ask, just took a left turn. Moseying over to NOLA in the next few days, then SD and home. Might be back here in a few months (Colorado/Nevada/Arizona) on a roundabout mission to Chile/Brazil/Peru.
Sounds like a great trip, crash. Seems you know how to make the most of your free time when traveling for business.
Your next trip sounds especially interesting. I haven't made it to Central or South America (yet). Some day...
Anyway, hopefully we'll see you here in a few months and can give you a proper send off before you head south.