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RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-27-2017
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RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-28-2017
(01-27-2017, 06:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Christ on a cracker.
Is good with some Swiss cheese, mustard, olives, and figs. And a nice glass of Trinity wine.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - BigMark - 01-28-2017
He knows when you've been bad or good amd masurbating is not good.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-28-2017
(01-28-2017, 12:41 AM)BigMark Wrote: He knows when you've been bad or good amd masurbating is not good.
That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - BigMark - 01-28-2017
After Juan quit and Jesus started things got a bit sketchy at the sperm bank.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-28-2017
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Duchess - 01-28-2017
(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-28-2017
(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Carsman - 01-28-2017
If you really want to be a Father, you could take one or two of your 500 Rubbermaid sperm containers you made, and donate them to a fertilization clinic!
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-28-2017
Or sell it. Clangs creamy goo.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - FAHQTOO - 01-29-2017
(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.
If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-29-2017
(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:Clang a male role model??? Yea... thats a good idea.(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.
If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-29-2017
(01-29-2017, 05:50 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:Clang a male role model??? Yea... thats a good idea.(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.
If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.
No its not. I'd fuck up some kids life and CPS would have me arrested and locked up for life. Less Role Models and more like the movie Let's Go To Prison.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-29-2017
(01-28-2017, 09:17 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Or sell it. Clangs creamy goo.
Clang's Goo: GOO-d for the face and the butt.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-29-2017
(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:I'm not good at leadership, adults don't listen to me when I tell them what to do why would a kid?, and except when playing with him with his toys and games there would be lots of awkward silences. Plus I don't want to deal with diapers.(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.
Do you ever think about being a father?
Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.
If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-29-2017
And he tends to fuck them eventually.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-29-2017
(01-29-2017, 10:54 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: And he tends to fuck them eventually.
No, I don't. Well I pulled down my step niece's pants when she was younger, but in my defense she pantsed me first. Not to worry though, she's in a psych ward last I heard after losing touch with reality. Who can blame her? She has a deadbeat dad and a now lesbian mother.
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Som Yung Ho - 01-30-2017
Is she hot? Got her number?
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - sally - 01-30-2017
(01-29-2017, 10:54 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: And he tends to fuck them eventually.
Out of what, their animal crackers?
RE: ASK SALLY ANYTHING - Clang McFly - 01-30-2017
(01-30-2017, 12:43 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Is she hot? Got her number?
I don't if she's hot, haven't seen her in about 5 years. But she is crazy(in the psych ward last I heard).
If you really want it, I have her number. It's 1-272-9927
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