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RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Donovan - 07-06-2012
It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true. Know what's funny though? Ma calls me Hurdy Gurdy man whenever he gets his panties bunched up, without realizing the inherent irony in telling the world I'm the guy who makes monkeys dance to the tune I play. Ma the dancing monkey. Makes me smile every time.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Maggot - 07-06-2012
..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Cracker - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 02:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true.
Do you want me to know this about you?
Because it doesn't matter what people say on here. I spit out all kinds of stuff, only really mean some of it.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 02:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
Pretty much none of what I say is true. It's all filtered through my highly developed sense of style, deep understanding of the human condition and in a word - Panache.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Cracker - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 02:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Pretty much none of what I say is true. It's all filtered through my highly developed sense of style, deep understanding of the human condition and in a word - Panache.
Men don't say shit like that.
Jesus.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
I already told you it isn't true.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Donovan - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 02:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ..........He smokes and drinks and dont come home at all..........
Okay well that part's true.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Donovan - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 02:11 PM)Cracker Wrote:(07-06-2012, 02:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: It helps if you realize none of what sally or Ma said is remotely true.
Do you want me to know this about you?
Because it doesn't matter what people say on here. I spit out all kinds of stuff, only really mean some of it.
Of course it bugs me a little when they call me a wifebeater, mainly because I actually paid Gear to do it and the fucker welshed on me. Took my money and only jostled her a little on the bus.
NEVER pay a California Contractor up front. That's what I learned.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
Oh...you said beat? Sometimes the smoke signals from there aren't clear with this comfortable onshore flow.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Donovan - 07-06-2012
I've seen your MM card, I know where your smoke signals are coming from mister.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
In all honesty, you might have a valid point. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why you wanted me to eat your ex.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-06-2012
(07-06-2012, 01:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Sally has it all wrong - I'M THE ONE WHO BEATS MY WIFE!
Jesus fucking christ, how many times do I have to say it. Fucking women need to listen.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
I'm starting to feel like I'd like to meet a three-eyed woman.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-06-2012
For the right price, that can be arranged.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
What do you say to a woman with a blackened third eye?
Nothing. She already knows.
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Riotgear - 07-06-2012
Dear Craigslist...
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-06-2012
This thread needs IMA's input.
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RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Duchess - 07-06-2012
The girl in the glasses has got style. I love that!
RE: The Donovan and Sally thread - Duchess - 07-06-2012
Winners wear hats, btw.