9 hours!

alleged burglar, Manuel Fernandes, 54, tried to break into Rent-A-Center in Brockton, Massachusetts via the garage, but failed when the metal bed frame he used to prop open the door didn't hold and it came down on his head. Stuck for nine hours, Fernandes was discovered by the store manager John Rodriguez at 9 a.m. and attempted to claim that he was in fact there to fix the door.

Dim Bubba (dim bulb?? hahaha) Ambala, from Birmingham England was first caught raiding an apartment in his own block of flats which officers had set up with cameras in an elaborate sting operation . But just six months later he was caught shoplifting from a 3 mobile store when he made off with worthless display mobile phones which he thought were real. He was given a six-month prison sentence so he would be released in time to go back to college and continue his studies.

Dim Bubba Ambala, 19, was first caught raiding an apartment in his own block of flats which officers had set up with cameras in an elaborate sting operation.

But, despite being given a suspended sentence for that crime, he clearly had not learned his lesson.

Just six months later he was caught shoplifting from a high street store when he made off with three worthless display mobile phones which he thought were real.

full story with pics:

dumb heifer!





WSBTV

video of arrest--->

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/recruit-caught-tape-trying-buy-drugs-undercover-of/nRLbC/


CLAYTON COUNTY, Ga. —

Police have arrested an officer accused of trying to buy drugs on her lunch break, and it's all caught on tape.

Channel 2's Mark Winne obtained undercover video that shows the officer, who was wearing the camera with his gun drawn, as he walked up to the Clayton County officer's car.

Butts County Sheriff Gene Pope said a Clayton County corrections officer and deputy in training, Christina Danielle Allen, made an appointment for her lunch break to buy a highly addictive painkiller, Roxicodone.

"That's a heavily abused drug?" Winne asked Pope.

"Yes it is," Pope said.

Pope said she even asked the alleged drug dealer for a police discount before she left the Georgia Public Safety Training Center, where she was in training to move up to deputy.

"We were monitoring a phone used by a known drug dealer and that phone started receiving texts regarding the purchase of some pills," Pope told Winne.

Allen's arrest was caught on camera from the arresting officer.

On the video you can hear the officer say to Allen, "That has got to be the stupidest thing a law enforcement officer can do! OK? You're under arrest for possession of a controlled substance. You will not finish the academy. You will not go back to work as a police officer. You understand that?"

"She came up, made the purchase and we made the arrest," Pope said.

Allen has now been charged with drug possession and violating her oath.

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DOVER, Fla. -
A Hillsborough County man is accused of calling 911 to ask for female deputies to respond to his home for sexual gratification.

oh sure, we'll be right there.

Jail records show Joshua Basso was arrested Friday on seven counts of making false 911 calls. The 31-year-old from Dover is being held on $3,500 bail. An attorney is not listed for him.

A sheriff's office report says Basso admitted to deputies that he made the seven calls to 911 between Wednesday and Friday. He was arrested without incident.

Jail records also show Basso was arrested in March 2011 on charges of stalking and lewd and lascivious behavior. The charges were later reduced to misdemeanors.

damn, i love cannoli, but this is crazy! just off the plane and does an armed robbery for a cannoli?? remember the twinkie defense?



BOSTON -- A tourist from Ireland apparently couldn’t wait to get his hands on an Italian pastry from Boston’s North End.

Prosecutors say just hours after 25-year-old Robert McTernan landed in Boston for a two-week vacation, he entered a bakery in the largely Italian neighborhood, grabbed a knife and demanded a cannoli from an employee.

The worker at Bova’s Bakery handed McTernan the pastry made from creamy ricotta cheese wrapped in a crunchy shell, then called police at about 3:30 a.m. Thursday.

Officers found the Newbridge, Ireland resident in the kitchen and arrested him on an armed robbery charge. Police could not find the knife.

McTernan was granted $2,000 bail after pleading not guilty at his arraignment and ordered to surrender his passport.

(12-27-2013, 03:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I knew she had shit for brains the moment I saw her jersey.

(05-13-2015, 06:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The would-be robber started spraying pepper spray in an effort to take down employees, but then walked into the cloud of pepper spray in front of him.