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RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 04-25-2012
(04-25-2012, 09:06 PM)Love Child Wrote: I'll be full of it.
My Dono! 10 Pages! I wouldn't expect anything less. How you doin sexy?
I'm good, but you're gonna make cracker jealous. She got the screaming thigh sweats looking at my picture and now she chases away all the other girls here when they talk to me. It's cute but creepy.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - username - 04-25-2012
(04-25-2012, 10:30 PM)Donovan Wrote: ...now she chases away all the other girls here when they talk to me.
Nah, it's the guys whose balls retract when Cracker posts.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 04-25-2012
Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.
That doesn't offend me one little bit.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Riotgear - 04-26-2012
Most men are little boys pretending to be men. Buncha fucking little cunts.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - username - 04-26-2012
(04-25-2012, 11:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.
That doesn't offend me one little bit.
It wasn't meant to offend. Hell, that's a talent!
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Love Child - 04-26-2012
I always feel like somebodys Mockin Me
I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, is it just a dream
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playin' tricks on me?
Who's mocking me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbors mocking me?
Who's mocking
Well is the mailman mocking me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's mocking me now
Who?
The IRS?!
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me is it just a dream?
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Whoa-oa-oa
Is it bad form to post lyrics on the first day?
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Ilyanna - 04-26-2012
Yeah it is. Bend over that chair and await your proper punishment.
Dono, shit, one month and you already got yourself a stalker? That's gotta be a new record.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Donovan - 04-26-2012
(04-25-2012, 11:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.
That doesn't offend me one little bit.
Repulsed and slightly sickened, more likely.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Ma Huang Sor - 04-26-2012
(03-19-2012, 05:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Here's what I see when you tell me that
![[Image: 23ud5de.gif]](http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/Gifs/23ud5de.gif)
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Duchess - 04-26-2012
It was a big ass fail on my part given most know I totally dig men.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - JsMom - 04-26-2012
(04-26-2012, 02:45 AM)Love Child Wrote: I always feel like somebodys Mockin Me
I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, is it just a dream
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playin' tricks on me?
Who's mocking me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbors mocking me?
Who's mocking
Well is the mailman mocking me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's mocking me now
Who?
The IRS?!
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me is it just a dream?
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Whoa-oa-oa
Is it bad form to post lyrics on the first day?
very interesting lyrics indeed.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Cracker - 04-26-2012
Yeah, how clever. You replaced "watching" with "mocking." Brilliant.
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Ma Huang Sor - 04-26-2012
Wait til she makes your pee pee stand at attention
RE: I mock, therefore I am - Ilyanna - 04-27-2012
Well from what I gathered about Cracker, that would be short of an anatomical miracle. But hey, if anybody can do it, it's Love Child