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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...it might take a while for me to catch on, as I'm rather slow-witted.
That has to be the whopper of the week.
(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: In the meantime, your aura of mystery continues to perpetuate and it's really workin' for ya, so I think you owe ramsey a free ride, Coaster.
I have the distinct impression that I am being mocked... but you can ride for free. Ramsey pays.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 12:21 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(06-18-2012, 10:53 AM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-18-2012, 06:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote:(06-17-2012, 11:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-17-2012, 10:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ∧
Oooh, that's a spectacular coaster; I really wanna ride it. One day...
Hi. I'm Coaster.
Me too! The scarier the better!
Someone please restore my faith in humanity and tell me she does these things on purpose.
Now you see why I asked her not to tangle with Starguard
Cuz he would be mean to me? Me askeered.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 12:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...it might take a while for me to catch on, as I'm rather slow-witted.
That has to be the whopper of the week.
(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: In the meantime, your aura of mystery continues to perpetuate and it's really workin' for ya, so I think you owe ramsey a free ride, Coaster.
I have the distinct impression that I am being mocked... but you can ride for free. Ramsey pays.
I was being serious, Coaster. For real.
You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 12:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was being serious, Coaster. For real.
You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".
Fair enough - if it makes you feel better, you can pay.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 01:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-18-2012, 12:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was being serious, Coaster. For real.
You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".
Fair enough - if it makes you feel better, you can pay.
Wait...
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 11:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Do you have a machine that spits out excuses for every time you fuck up, or something goes over your head?
And she's at work. People pay premiums to the company that pays her. The customers are paying her to do stupid shit all day, both here and at the office.
Anyone besides Moose know where she works? If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 06-18-2012
It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
It was awesome.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.
Stop that. I WANT people posting...and there's the little fact of that being considered fucking with someone's real life.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
It was awesome.
Got mine coming up in a couple of weeks and I'm all over it.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
It was awesome.
Then what happened?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 04:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
It was awesome.
Got mine coming up in a couple of weeks and I'm all over it.
That's what she said.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
Making love and breaking hearts.
It is a game for you.
But I'm not waiting on a lady, I'm just waiting on a friend.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
I bought a ticket to the world
but now I've come back again.
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh I want the truth to be said!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
A winters day...
In a deep and dark December.
I am alone...
Gazing from my window, to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow..
I AM A ROCK, I AM AN ISLAND!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
She grew up with the children of the stars.
In the Hollywood Hills and the Boulevard.
Her parents threw big parties, everyone was there.
They hung out with folks like Dennis Hopper and Bob Seger and Sonny and Cher.
She feels safe now in this bar on Fairfax.
From the stage I can tell that she can't let go and she can't relax.
Just before she hangs her head to cry, I sing to her a lullaby.
Everything is gonna be alright, rockabye, rockabye
Everything's gonna be alright, rockabye, rockabye, rockabye!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 04:55 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
It was awesome.
Then what happened?
We took a shower and he went to work.
Not really. We're going out for a kid-free dinner. Maybe later.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 06-18-2012
But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn.
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for
Echoes of angels who won't return.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 06-18-2012
(06-18-2012, 04:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-18-2012, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.
What? If I'm paying premiums to pay someone to fuck around all day, I want to know.
I'm not a man. I don't know where she works. If she PMs you bitching, she works for my carrier. If she doesn't, someone else here is paying her.
Apparently her employer doesn't care as she's been doing it for years.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 06-19-2012
(06-18-2012, 11:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: What? If I'm paying premiums to pay someone to fuck around all day, I want to know.
I'm not a man. I don't know where she works. If she PMs you bitching, she works for my carrier. If she doesn't, someone else here is paying her.
Apparently her employer doesn't care as she's been doing it for years.
Cracker, it's none of your business where she works. It's none of your business where people post from. I resent even having to tell you this. Read the rules. Stay the hell out of the real lives of Members. If there is anything I take seriously in here it's my Members right to privacy. I don't intend to say anything about this again, people will know you're banned when they see the slash through your name.
Jesus Christ.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 06-19-2012
ewwwww...mustard, ketchup, onions or K-Y?
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With a cigarette hanging from her mouth and wearing her signature bikini top (looks like a tablecloth) Long Island hot dog seller Catherine Scalia, 45, mother of 4, was released from court on Monday having already served five days behind bars. She pleaded guilty to prostitution but insists she's just a stripper.
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Ms Scalia was arrested after an undercover cop said she agreed to have sex with him for $50 when he visited her hot dog truck.