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RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - crash - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 03:16 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I have enjoyed slamdunking you all day.

Increase the meds, midge, the delusions are back.

The swamp tour was great. Cruising on an airboat with a 454 ci chev in front of a great big fucking fan is a whole lotta fun! The gators aren't anywhere near as scary as a salty, but I still wouldn't be volunteering to jump out and get the rope..


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - sally - 05-26-2013

I don't see the appeal of those air boat tours, but they seem to be popular so what do I know.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - crash - 05-26-2013

Well, for me, we don't have swamps, air boats or gators. It's a do it once, tick the box thing. Like bourbon street.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Maggot - 05-26-2013

Real butter, real milk, real sugar, real seafood, real stuff is good for you in moderation. Fat taste good its what makes meat taste good. Give me a nice marbled steak and I'm in heaven. Real beer also no fake crabby stuff.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - ramseycat - 05-26-2013

I love Aquafina Grape Water. No calories. I checked the label. Bad stuff. I'm going back to plain water. Well after I finish this last 6 pack of grape water. And I guess I will use sugar in my tea. But I'm pissed off about it.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - sally - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 06:10 PM)crash Wrote: Well, for me, we don't have swamps, air boats or gators. It's a do it once, tick the box thing. Like bourbon street.


Lake Jessup has the largest concentration of gators in any lake in the US. Every time I drive over the bridge I see at least one floating in the water. I don't know if you could pay me a million bucks to swim in there for 5 minutes, even though they probably eat good and wouldn't even bother you. That little girl who wondered from her home survived for 3 days in the woods out there.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - username - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 06:47 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-26-2013, 06:10 PM)crash Wrote: Well, for me, we don't have swamps, air boats or gators. It's a do it once, tick the box thing. Like bourbon street.


Lake Jessup has the largest concentration of gators in any lake in the US. Every time I drive over the bridge I see at least one floating in the water. I don't know if you could pay me a million bucks to swim in there for 5 minutes, even though they probably eat good and wouldn't even bother you. That little girl who wondered from her home survived for 3 days in the woods out there.

Do people actually swim in water populated with gators??

I guess I hear of more shark than gator injuries/deaths but I just assumed nobody would get in the water with a bunch of gators.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - sally - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 07:00 PM)username Wrote:
(05-26-2013, 06:47 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-26-2013, 06:10 PM)crash Wrote: Well, for me, we don't have swamps, air boats or gators. It's a do it once, tick the box thing. Like bourbon street.


Lake Jessup has the largest concentration of gators in any lake in the US. Every time I drive over the bridge I see at least one floating in the water. I don't know if you could pay me a million bucks to swim in there for 5 minutes, even though they probably eat good and wouldn't even bother you. That little girl who wondered from her home survived for 3 days in the woods out there.

Do people actually swim in water populated with gators??

I guess I hear of more shark than gator injuries/deaths but I just assumed nobody would get in the water with a bunch of gators.

There are some lakes that gators have been spotted in and people still continue to swim, but not Lake Jesup. I've never even seen anyone on Jet Skis out there.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - sally - 05-26-2013

The tap water in Amsterdam tastes like the bottled spring water here. If you get it in a restaurant they charge 50 cents a glass, however. The hotel we stayed at made a point of telling us they are the only hotel bar to give cups of water out for free. You could imagine our excitement after paying $2500 per night. Nothing like going down to the bar for a nice glass of free water.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Midwest Spy - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: The tap water in Amsterdam tastes like the bottled spring water here. If you get it in a restaurant they charge 50 cents a glass, however. The hotel we stayed at made a point of telling us they are the only hotel bar to give cups of water out for free. You could imagine our excitement after paying $2500 per night. Nothing like going down to the bar for a nice glass of free water.

$25.00/night ?

You got a steal.

Priceline.com right?


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - sally - 05-26-2013

No, $2500.00/night. When my husband booked the flight I started looking up hotels online and nothing in all of Amsterdam was available and it turned out that they had a goddamn broadcasting convention right on the day we arrived. That was the only room available and actually worth every penny even though the price was jacked up because of the convention. Awesome hotel in the perfect location. I just thought it was weird that they kept bragging about the free water. It was the Grand Amrath.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 05:54 PM)crash Wrote: Increase the meds

Please try and come up with something more topical than the events of over four years ago or I might have to bring up your countries pathetic showing at Gallipoli. We pulled your arse out of the fire that day didn't we anzac?


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - crash - 05-26-2013

Define irony: trying to mock somebody about a comment from four years ago with an event that occurred 100 years ago. I really shouldn't expect more though.

I don't recall you fuckwits saving anyone's ass, actually. More the case was how your team fucked up the co-ordinates of the landing position in the first place.

Face it, Frodo, you guys had the world conquered. But you've since fucked it all up and let the grip slip so far now that the Indians, pakis and the jigs will have you all bred out within 100 years.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - ZEROSPHERES - 05-26-2013

(05-26-2013, 10:29 PM)crash Wrote: Indians, pakis and the jigs will have you all bred out within 100 years.

Crash, During your visit here take a look around. That is happening here in the USA, (not necessarily from the groups you cite) and it's not going to take anywhere near 100 years.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - crash - 05-26-2013

That may be true, Zero, but you (nor any of your other countrymen) strut around Mock like you are the superior country on the planet who the world all oweth a debt.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Cynical Ninja - 05-27-2013

(05-26-2013, 10:29 PM)crash Wrote: Define irony: trying to mock somebody about a comment from four years ago with an event that occurred 100 years ago. I really shouldn't expect more though.

I don't recall you fuckwits saving anyone's ass, actually. More the case was how your team fucked up the co-ordinates of the landing position in the first place.

Face it, Frodo, you guys had the world conquered. But you've since fucked it all up and let the grip slip so far now that the Indians, pakis and the jigs will have you all bred out within 100 years.

4 years a 100 years its all in the past if you keep bringing it up why shouldn't I? Face it you completely pussied out at Gallipoli and the Brits had to ride in like the cavalry to save your ass.

85.6% of the British population is white 1.8% is Indian 1.6% is Pakistani 1.8% is black African or Carribean. So your theories about being “outbred” within 100 years are complete and utter bullshit.

Immigration into the UK has dropped by over a third in the last two years and is continuing to fall.

At least we accomodate a small percentage of ethnic minorities unlike in aussieland try getting in there if your skin isn't white and you aren't a millionaire.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Cynical Ninja - 05-27-2013

(05-26-2013, 10:42 PM)crash Wrote: That may be true, Zero, but you (nor any of your other countrymen) strut around Mock like you are the superior country on the planet who the world all oweth a debt.

You do both owe us a debt.

Without Great Britain America and Australia wouldn't exist.

You're welcome.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - crash - 05-27-2013

(05-27-2013, 05:47 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Face it you completely pussied out at Gallipoli and the Brits had to ride in like the cavalry to save your ass.

You really need to work harder, pint size, still not pushing any buttons yet. I know the history; I've read it. You might need to read a better version than the one where the British refuse to admit they fucked up the strategy.


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Cynical Ninja - 05-27-2013

(05-27-2013, 07:44 AM)crash Wrote: You really need to work harder, pint size, still not pushing any buttons yet. I know the history; I've read it. You might need to read a better version than the one where the British refuse to admit they fucked up the strategy.

We got the strategy spot on actually.

Send the aussie drongos in first as cannon fodder then mop up afterwards.

What's the point of having colonials if you don't use them as cannon fodder?


RE: HOLIDAY WEEKEND - Duchess - 05-27-2013

(05-26-2013, 03:58 PM)sally Wrote: Switch to regular sugar and keep it in moderation.


For the first time ever I used it in my coffee this morning & it was fine. I went into it with a positive attitude, I didn't want to feel bitchy about it and I only used about an 18 of a teaspoon per cup. Giving it up isn't going to be the issue that I thought it might be.

Thanks!