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DONKEYWATCHER - Printable Version

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DONKEYWATCHER - Duchess - 04-10-2014

Regardless of how I look at that, it's not good.

I have questions.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Maggot - 04-10-2014

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Blindgreed1 - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - HairOfTheDog - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.
I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...

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...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Blindgreed1 - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 12:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.
I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...

...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - HairOfTheDog - 04-10-2014

Thanks for understanding, Gunnar. I really tried to make your wish come all-the-way true, but that was as close as I could get.

First, I approached Donkey from Shrek.
[Image: Donkeyshrek.JPG]

But, the smart-ass just likes to run around naked cracking wise and refusing to try new things. Stubborn as a mule.

Then, I approached Eeyore and probably could have finagled it.
[Image: Eeyore_3.jpg]

But, the poor thing is so sweet and slow, I felt guilty even contemplating moving the bow from the tail to the neck and slapping ear muffs on the lazy-ass.

Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess. Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Midwest Spy - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 01:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - HairOfTheDog - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 02:38 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(04-10-2014, 01:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

I was thinking the same thing when I typed it out, MS.

Yep -- if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - ramseycat - 04-10-2014

"...and in the morning I'm making WAFFLES." Smiley_emoticons_smile

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Maggot - 04-10-2014

Donkey whisperer. You have to gain their confidence and let them know everything is gonna be alright.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - crash - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks.

How about black and white?

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RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Duchess - 04-10-2014

I'll take two! 109

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Blindgreed1 - 04-10-2014

Mean little fuckers those.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Eat Shit And Die - 04-10-2014

DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Blindgreed1 - 04-10-2014

(04-10-2014, 05:34 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

According to the bylaws, they have to post nude pics now so if DW is shy it's a given he/she won't make it here.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Eat Shit And Die - 04-10-2014

jhbjhhj

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Duchess - 04-10-2014

Yeah, what he said!

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Blindgreed1 - 04-10-2014

Wasnme

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - Maggot - 04-10-2014

Now that's just great. My Cheetos got wet.

RE: DONKEYWATCHER - ramseycat - 04-10-2014

I hate when that happens.