Regardless of how I look at that, it's not good.

I have questions.

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...



...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

(04-10-2014, 12:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(04-10-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...



...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

Thanks for understanding, Gunnar. I really tried to make your wish come all-the-way true, but that was as close as I could get.


First, I approached Donkey from Shrek.

But, the smart-ass just likes to run around naked cracking wise and refusing to try new things. Stubborn as a mule.


Then, I approached Eeyore and probably could have finagled it.

But, the poor thing is so sweet and slow, I felt guilty even contemplating moving the bow from the tail to the neck and slapping ear muffs on the lazy-ass.


Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

(04-10-2014, 01:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

(04-10-2014, 02:38 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-10-2014, 01:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

I was thinking the same thing when I typed it out, MS.

Yep -- if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.

"...and in the morning I'm making WAFFLES."

Donkey whisperer. You have to gain their confidence and let them know everything is gonna be alright.

(04-10-2014, 12:24 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks.

How about black and white?

I'll take two!

Mean little fuckers those.

DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

(04-10-2014, 05:34 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

According to the bylaws, they have to post nude pics now so if DW is shy it's a given he/she won't make it here.

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Yeah, what he said!

Now that's just great. My Cheetos got wet.

I hate when that happens.