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If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Maggot - 10-29-2014
This is the new state of art prison there.
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A prison cell.
The Norden
Kinda like a retirement home.
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Carsman - 10-29-2014
That's my kind first class incarceration!
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - username - 10-30-2014
This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".
Fuck ___ both __ you.
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - HairOfTheDog - 10-30-2014
I've always liked Norway.
If conjugal visits are allowed there, I might consider littering or flashing someone or something like that in Oslo once the kid is outta the house.
So long as there are books and music included, I could do a two year misdemeanor stint in one of those cells -- no sweat. No mortgage. No property tax. No decisions or management responsibilities. Free health care...
I deserve to be punished.
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Duchess - 10-30-2014
I was reading about this the other day. I don't exactly view that as punishment but it works for them, you can't slam that. Their system works better than ours does.
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Maggot - 10-30-2014
(10-30-2014, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".
Fuck__ both __ you.
whatsamatterwakeuponderongsideodebed?
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Carsman - 10-30-2014
(10-30-2014, 07:59 AM)Maggot Wrote:(10-30-2014, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".
Fuck__ both __ you.
whatsamatterwakeuponderongsideodebed?
____ Spelling gestapo underfoot!
(They "charge" by the letter here. 50 cents for "the", & 50 cents for "of")
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Duchess - 10-30-2014
(10-30-2014, 12:17 PM)Carsman Wrote: Spelling gestapo underfoot!
She's channeling LC.
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Maggot - 10-30-2014
(10-30-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-30-2014, 12:17 PM)Carsman Wrote: Spelling gestapo underfoot!
She's channeling LC.
That's exactly what I was thinking before I left to have my follicle surgery. (code for haircut)
RE: If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway. - Blindgreed1 - 10-30-2014
(10-30-2014, 05:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:Intersting to note as well, the maximum penalty in Norway is 15 years. See Varg Vikiernes of Burzum.
I was reading about this the other day. I don't exactly view that as punishment but it works for them, you can't slam that. Their system works better than ours does.