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I love you too mom - Blindgreed1 - 07-23-2015
So, Me and my friend Bruce get this a lot. We are both tall long haired metal head front men. Today I get this email from my own mother.
Someone sent me a video they claim is you, but I'm not sure. You tell me.
If it is you, I see it was 2013. If it is you, and this was you in 2013, are you still working with these guys?
If you say it's you, I'll believe you.
RE: I love you too mom - Duchess - 07-23-2015
It's got to be the blonde hair.
RE: I love you too mom - Blindgreed1 - 07-23-2015
(07-23-2015, 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:I have pics of me and Bruce together. We don't look anything alike.
It's got to be the blonde hair.
RE: I love you too mom - Maggot - 07-23-2015
My mother would think I joined a cult.
RE: I love you too mom - Blindgreed1 - 07-27-2015
(07-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: My mother would think I joined a cult if I....? Please go on...
RE: I love you too mom - Maggot - 07-27-2015
(07-27-2015, 11:10 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: My mother would think I joined a cult if I....? Please go on...
Well.............questions like "Are you worshipping Satan?" might gets asked.
RE: I love you too mom - Blindgreed1 - 07-27-2015
(07-27-2015, 11:22 AM)Maggot Wrote:I love those kinds of questions(07-27-2015, 11:10 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: My mother would think I joined a cult if I....? Please go on...
Well.............questions like "Are you worshipping Satan?" might gets asked.
RE: I love you too mom - Jimbone - 07-27-2015
Really get them going by then saying, "it depends what you mean by 'worshipping' Satan"
RE: I love you too mom - sally - 07-27-2015
Speaking of devil worshipers, I came across a couple of them at the cemetery a few months ago. I was walking the dogs at the cemetery around the corner from my house along with my sister, the baby and my oldest daughter and we saw a car stop at one of the benches. The guy gets out and appears to write something on it and then they drive away and stop at a headstone and do the same thing again. As we walk by we look on the bench being nosey and see it's some kind of weird symbol he drew, so I suggest we should turn around and walk the other way. I didn't have Max on a leash because he's pretty good about staying near me except for this time where he starts running the opposite way towards them. I'm thinking oh shit they're going to sacrifice poor Max. He comes running back to me though and now were out of the cemetery and they drive by and yell out the window "fuck you" to us.
They weren't teenagers either, they were two guys that looked to be in their 40s. Freaking weirdos.
RE: I love you too mom - Blindgreed1 - 07-27-2015
(07-27-2015, 01:54 PM)sally Wrote: Speaking of devil worshipers, I came across a couple of them at the cemetery a few months ago. I was walking the dogs at the cemetery around the corner from my house along with my sister, the baby and my oldest daughter and we saw a car stop at one of the benches. The guy gets out and appears to write something on it and then they drive away and stop at a headstone and do the same thing again. As we walk by we look on the bench being nosey and see it's some kind of weird symbol he drew, so I suggest we should turn around and walk the other way. I didn't have Max on a leash because he's pretty good about staying near me except for this time where he starts running the opposite way towards them. I'm thinking oh shit they're going to sacrifice poor Max. He comes running back to me though and now were out of the cemetery and they drive by and yell out the window "fuck you" to us.I'm not so sure that qualifies them as satanists. Sociopaths maybe?
They weren't teenagers either, they were two guys that looked to be in their 40s. Freaking weirdos.