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PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - HairOfTheDog - 12-26-2014

Among the biggest assholes of the year for me (every year, actually) is Big Dick Cheney.

The reasons are many, and well illustrated.

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^ Big shit-spewing, hypocritical, revisionist asshole.  


No rules  -- you can pick an asshole from the news, or pick a Mock asshole, a public figure,  a family member, or pick your own self if you feel like bragging.  Young or old, male or female...


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-26-2014

So many assholes from which to pick...

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Leader of the Islamic State (IS, ISIS, ISIL, whatever).

The amount of money the asshole Baghdadi has reeled-in this this year via his criminal terrorist network is surely larger than the alleged bounty on his evil, greedy head.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 12-26-2014



Uh huh. Dick Cheney is for sure a grade A asshole, no doubt about it.

I think Maytee is an asshole for continuing to bring up Lisa's name, alternately throwing her under the bus and calling her baby girl.

Chris Baker who plays for the 'Skins is a big asshole.

Dick is probably still an asshole.

I know a jockey who is a little asshole. He's a tiny little dude who looks like I could nail him into next week but I think there's a chance he can bench press me, yeah, pretty sure of it.

The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.



RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 04:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.

That law holds true, in my experience. Also in my experience, there's at least a little bit of assholishness in every individual.

Fortunately for me, I kinda like a sliver of assholishness in a person. If not, Mock wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess. Wasnme


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - ramseycat - 12-26-2014

Crash is the asshole. Ha! Just kidding.

There are three assholes I can think of off the top of my head.

A public asshole? Kim K. I can't think of a more useless individual.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 06:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess. Wasnme


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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - crash - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 06:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Crash is the asshole.

Since you have an inclination of Sleeping with assholes, I guess it makes sense you want me to be one.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - ramseycat - 12-26-2014

I've only slept with one audible.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Duchess - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.


I've had a couple that liked to talk.

hah



RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - crash - 12-26-2014

Ramsey would fucking talk you out of it..


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.

I'm not a big fan of the ball gag myself. I like the auditory part of sex; it's very arousing to me.

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But, hey, we've all got our deals; let your freak flag fly, sister. ^ Ramsey's New Year's Eve dream date.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - ramseycat - 12-26-2014

No.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 08:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No.

hah

Well, alright then.

I won't be offended if you re-gift him, rams.

He looks gay, submissive, and he can't speak. Perfect for aussie!!


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - ramseycat - 12-26-2014

There you go HOTD.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - aussiefriend - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 08:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-26-2014, 08:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No.

hah

Well, alright then.

I won't be offended if you re-gift him, rams.

He looks gay, submissive, and he can't speak. Perfect for aussie!!

That's very true, english not necessary.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Maggot - 12-27-2014

I went with a woman who yelled at her husband in her sleep, I didn't know she was freaking married!!! I laid awake staring at the ceiling.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - F.U. - 12-27-2014

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.

How ever you like it Kitten. Talk, moan, scream my name at the top of your lungs. Its all good !!!!! 46


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - Maggot - 12-27-2014

I am going with Kim Jong on this one.


RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - HairOfTheDog - 12-27-2014

(12-27-2014, 09:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: I am going with Kim Jong on this one.

He really is an asshole.

Jong's like Cheney (to me), he secures a place on the list just by being alive and flapping his gums.

I put Rush Limbaugh in that same category. Nancy Pelosi too. And, Eric Cartman (though Cartman is the least cartoonish of the five and I love the little asshole).


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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS... - FAHQTOO - 12-27-2014

What is wrong with you people?
Surely Al Sharpton has to be at the top of everyones list...at least for the moment.

I know...you're all shocked that O isn't at the top of my list...that's a given for everyday until he is gone.

This is my dream thread...I have an endless list that I can add to everyday.