Among the biggest assholes of the year for me (every year, actually) is Big Dick Cheney.

The reasons are many, and well illustrated.







^ Big shit-spewing, hypocritical, revisionist asshole.  


No rules  -- you can pick an asshole from the news, or pick a Mock asshole, a public figure,  a family member, or pick your own self if you feel like bragging.  Young or old, male or female...

So many assholes from which to pick...



Leader of the Islamic State (IS, ISIS, ISIL, whatever).

The amount of money the asshole Baghdadi has reeled-in this this year via his criminal terrorist network is surely larger than the alleged bounty on his evil, greedy head.

Uh huh. Dick Cheney is for sure a grade A asshole, no doubt about it.

I think Maytee is an asshole for continuing to bring up Lisa's name, alternately throwing her under the bus and calling her baby girl.

Chris Baker who plays for the 'Skins is a big asshole.

Dick is probably still an asshole.

I know a jockey who is a little asshole. He's a tiny little dude who looks like I could nail him into next week but I think there's a chance he can bench press me, yeah, pretty sure of it.

The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.

(12-26-2014, 04:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.

That law holds true, in my experience. Also in my experience, there's at least a little bit of assholishness in every individual.

Fortunately for me, I kinda like a sliver of assholishness in a person. If not, Mock wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess.

Crash is the asshole. Ha! Just kidding.

There are three assholes I can think of off the top of my head.

A public asshole? Kim K. I can't think of a more useless individual.

(12-26-2014, 06:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess.

(12-26-2014, 06:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Crash is the asshole.

Since you have an inclination of Sleeping with assholes, I guess it makes sense you want me to be one.

I've only slept with one audible.

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.

I've had a couple that liked to talk.

Ramsey would fucking talk you out of it..

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.

I'm not a big fan of the ball gag myself. I like the auditory part of sex; it's very arousing to me.



But, hey, we've all got our deals; let your freak flag fly, sister. ^ Ramsey's New Year's Eve dream date.

No.

(12-26-2014, 08:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No.

Well, alright then.

I won't be offended if you re-gift him, rams.

He looks gay, submissive, and he can't speak. Perfect for aussie!!

There you go HOTD.

(12-26-2014, 08:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(12-26-2014, 08:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No.

Well, alright then.

I won't be offended if you re-gift him, rams.

He looks gay, submissive, and he can't speak. Perfect for aussie!!

That's very true, english not necessary.

I went with a woman who yelled at her husband in her sleep, I didn't know she was freaking married!!! I laid awake staring at the ceiling.

(12-26-2014, 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I've only slept with one audible.

How ever you like it Kitten. Talk, moan, scream my name at the top of your lungs. Its all good !!!!!

I am going with Kim Jong on this one.

(12-27-2014, 09:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: I am going with Kim Jong on this one.

He really is an asshole.

Jong's like Cheney (to me), he secures a place on the list just by being alive and flapping his gums.

I put Rush Limbaugh in that same category. Nancy Pelosi too. And, Eric Cartman (though Cartman is the least cartoonish of the five and I love the little asshole).

What is wrong with you people?
Surely Al Sharpton has to be at the top of everyones list...at least for the moment.

I know...you're all shocked that O isn't at the top of my list...that's a given for everyday until he is gone.

This is my dream thread...I have an endless list that I can add to everyday.