PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Fry Guy - 07-21-2019

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Disingenuous arseholes

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Maggot - 12-21-2019

I would like to say Sally wins as the biggest asshole of the year. I'm trying to think of a reason but with all the jumbled choices why is beyond my simple and meager comprehension, You be the decider. I'm thinking that this the "Asshole of the year" award is much better than some stupid trophy award about Mock's most beloved cactus plant. Aside from being a "real" person she has done the best job of Mocking. Something that comes naturally. She beat out Clang to the title and he very much appreciates it. Sometimes it's the "little" things that mean the most. With that being said..........

Congratulations!!

Dancingparty

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - sally - 12-21-2019

I'm honored.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-21-2019

Congrats. I do appreciate it. sally is the biggest and best asshole. Hands up....

sally's ass.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Duchess - 12-22-2019

Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-22-2019

(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.

I have a special prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - BigMark - 12-22-2019

We are her churros.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - sally - 12-22-2019

(12-22-2019, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.
I have a special prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.

I probably won't be here, but my husband might like it.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-22-2019

(12-22-2019, 06:30 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.
I have a special prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.
I probably won't be here, but my husband might like it.

Well ok then. Might need to get way more drunk, but that's ok.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - BigMark - 12-23-2019

It would suck having Clang as a sister wife.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-23-2019

(12-23-2019, 12:10 AM)BigMark Wrote: It would suck having Clang as a sister wife.

Only the naked parts.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - HairOfTheDog - 12-23-2019

Congratulations Sal and Clang!

Maggot picked some good assholes.

I'd like to extend Aussiefriend an honorable mention (for the exact same reason as last year).

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - aussiefriend - 12-24-2019

I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-24-2019

(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.

the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - BigMark - 12-24-2019

China asshole!

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - aussiefriend - 12-24-2019

(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

You fucking dirty fuck.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - HairOfTheDog - 12-24-2019

(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

Haha!

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - aussiefriend - 12-24-2019

(12-24-2019, 06:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

Haha!

I truly don't believe extensive and severe shock treatment would do him any harm.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - Clang McFly - 12-24-2019

(12-24-2019, 09:23 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 06:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

Haha!
I truly don't believe extensive and severe shock treatment would do him any harm.

Probably not. Taser

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR... - aussiefriend - 01-01-2020

Actually medical evidence shows that it there is a risk of memory loss. And people have died having the treatment.