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PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...
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#181
07-21-2019, 06:41 AM
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#182
12-21-2019, 10:15 PM
I would like to say Sally wins as the biggest asshole of the year. I'm trying to think of a reason but with all the jumbled choices why is beyond my simple and meager comprehension, You be the decider. I'm thinking that this the "Asshole of the year" award is much better than some stupid trophy award about Mock's most beloved cactus plant. Aside from being a "real" person she has done the best job of Mocking. Something that comes naturally. She beat out Clang to the title and he very much appreciates it. Sometimes it's the "little" things that mean the most. With that being said..........

Congratulations!! 

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#183
12-21-2019, 11:20 PM
I'm honored.
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#184
12-21-2019, 11:33 PM
Congrats. I do appreciate it. sally is the biggest and best asshole. Hands up....





sally's ass.
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#185
12-22-2019, 09:43 AM
Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.  
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#186
12-22-2019, 11:19 AM
(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.  
I have a special  prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.
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#187
12-22-2019, 11:44 AM
We are her churros.
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#188
12-22-2019, 06:30 PM
(12-22-2019, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.  
I have a special  prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.
I probably won't be here, but my husband might like it.
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#189
12-22-2019, 11:14 PM
(12-22-2019, 06:30 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-22-2019, 09:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Congratulations, Sally! This is wonderful! We need a special prize for you.  
I have a special  prize for sally. I'm going to show up to her house wearing nothing but my wig,makeup and high heels. I like things spicy, so get out the extra spicy pepper spray.
I probably won't be here, but my husband might like it.
Well ok then. Might need to get way more drunk, but that's ok.
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#190
12-23-2019, 12:10 AM
It would suck having Clang as a sister wife.
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#191
12-23-2019, 07:27 AM
(12-23-2019, 12:10 AM)BigMark Wrote: It would suck having Clang as a sister wife.
Only the naked parts.
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#192
12-23-2019, 01:13 PM
Congratulations Sal and Clang!

Maggot picked some good assholes.

I'd like to extend Aussiefriend an honorable mention (for the exact same reason as last year).
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#193
12-24-2019, 07:07 AM
I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
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12-24-2019, 11:13 AM
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
hah the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.
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#195
12-24-2019, 11:50 AM
China asshole!
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#196
12-24-2019, 02:33 PM
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
hah the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.
You fucking dirty fuck.
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12-24-2019, 06:53 PM
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
hah the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

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12-24-2019, 09:23 PM
(12-24-2019, 06:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
hah the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

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I truly don't believe extensive and severe shock treatment would do him any harm.
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12-24-2019, 11:57 PM
(12-24-2019, 09:23 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 06:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 11:13 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-24-2019, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think you can ever top Sally. She is the Queen of Cheap One Liners.

I am not in the running as I am too fucked up at the moment fighting arseholes over here. Fucking evil pricks.
hah the mental image.....stay away from their buttcracks.

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I truly don't believe extensive and severe shock treatment would do him any harm.
Probably not. Taser
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01-01-2020, 09:00 AM
Actually medical evidence shows that it there is a risk of memory loss. And people have died having the treatment.
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