SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Printable Version

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RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Midwest Spy - 03-14-2016

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-15-2016

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.
Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - F.U. - 03-15-2016

(03-14-2016, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 03:24 PM)sally Wrote: I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-15-2016

(03-15-2016, 08:14 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 03:24 PM)sally Wrote: I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

You had me at butterscotch and bacon...*drools*

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - sally - 03-16-2016

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.
Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Carsman - 03-16-2016

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.
Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show! hah

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - sally - 03-16-2016

Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 10:45 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.
Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

I've heard of them. Didn't like them. Prefer pantyhose.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 11:04 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.
Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show!

Vicki Lawrence, I taint.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 11:41 AM)sally Wrote: Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Duchess - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 06:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

I only like bows on my bras and panties.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Duchess - 03-17-2016

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-17-2016

(03-17-2016, 04:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

My male clothes? No. too much risk of discovery.

Under my female clothes. YES!

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - F.U. - 03-18-2016

So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Cutz - 03-18-2016

Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Blindgreed1 - 03-18-2016

(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-16-2016, 11:41 AM)sally Wrote: Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

I've given a few fat girls pearl necklaces before. They're pretty much one size fits all.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-18-2016

(03-18-2016, 03:36 AM)F.U. Wrote: So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

I don't want family and my poker/pool friends to know....everyone else I'd have to determine their trust and ability to keep a secret. Much like Superman/Supergirl does.

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Clang McFly - 03-18-2016

(03-18-2016, 05:06 AM)Cutz Wrote: Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

CLANG CAN'T BE CONTAINED! HULK CLANG LOOK SMASHING IN LITTLE BLACK DRESS!

RE: SALLY'S BROKEN BOX - Duchess - 03-19-2016

Go, Clang!