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DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Carsman - 11-25-2019

   C'omin to Town!   hah


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RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - MirahM - 11-26-2019

Hot!


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - BigMark - 11-26-2019

Rub that fucking belly.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Duchess - 11-26-2019

Fuck dat Santa. He's a fraud. Hide your wife & kids.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - sally - 11-26-2019

Well it is hot here and how were you expecting Santa to look under his red suit?


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Duchess - 11-26-2019

*gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - cannongal - 11-26-2019

(11-26-2019, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: *gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Maggot - 11-26-2019

Or bent over a yule log.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - BigMark - 11-27-2019

You're a dirty dog, does everything have to be about sex?


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Maggot - 11-27-2019

I don't see why not. like when the song says "Santa claus is comming" what else could that mean?


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Duchess - 11-27-2019

(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - cannongal - 11-27-2019

(11-27-2019, 12:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.

hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.   I  thought it was some picture you dug up from the friggin Hallmark Channel.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Duchess - 11-27-2019

(11-27-2019, 02:04 PM)cannongal Wrote: hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.  


They seem like a really great couple, they've been together forever. I sometimes see them in that gossip rag The Daily Mail and they are always laughing & holding hands and from looking at Kate Hudson's Instagram, they are all very family oriented. It's nice to see.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Carsman - 11-19-2020

             Hangin TEN To TOWN

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RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - sally - 11-19-2020

We have pleasant weather right now.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Carsman - 11-19-2020

(11-19-2020, 09:28 PM)sally Wrote: We have pleasant weather right now.

Yes finally, it's been in the mid to upper 70's the last few days here, with humidity in the mid to upper 60's!

But the low to mid 80's are predicted to come back.



RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - sally - 11-19-2020

I'm at camp wilderness, the weather should be back to miserable by Thanksgiving. So far we are lucky. My daughter just took me on a tour telling me about all of the haunted lots while pretending to be a ghost tour guide. We got lost and it would have been a lot fucking easier just to take the golf cart.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - Maggot - 11-20-2020

Today is Goldy Hawns birthday............She is 75


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - cannongal - 11-20-2020

(11-20-2020, 11:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: Today is Goldy Hawns birthday............She is 75
Wow,   I didn't realize that she was that old.   I'm kinda sad now.


RE: DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . . - BigMark - 11-20-2020

Debra Harry is older.