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- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
What's been on your mind?
- Liquid - 02-10-2009
there is nothing on his mind. absolutely nothing.
- Momster - 02-10-2009
He is trying to figure out a way to steal your body pillows.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
That would be the last thing he ever did. Mother fuck, now you got me all pissy ...
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:That would be the last thing he ever did. Mother fuck, now you got me all pissy ...yes, but once he experiences your array of body pillows what left in life is there to live?
- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:A shower?
Quote:That would be the last thing he ever did. Mother fuck, now you got me all pissy ...yes, but once he experiences your array of body pillows what left in life is there to live?
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:A shower?
Quote:That would be the last thing he ever did. Mother fuck, now you got me all pissy ...yes, but once he experiences your array of body pillows what left in life is there to live?
Jealous bitch ... you talk big, but the truth is, one good pillow fight and you'd be my sex slave for life. ::angrier::
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
Great. Thanks for the visual. Now I'll never look at my pillow the same way again.
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Great. Thanks for the visual. Now I'll never look at my pillow the same way again.
Nor should you. It's about fucking time you showed some respect for them.
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
What? Bowing as I enter a room where a pillow is present and never making direct eye contact as I speak in a hush voice isn't enough?
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:What? Bowing as I enter a room where a pillow is present and never making direct eye contact as I speak in a hush voice isn't enough?
Wow, you really do that? I'm impressed ... moved ... you can ... share a body pillow with me if you want. :
:- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
It's a private moment between a man and his pillow. I've learned to respect that. Plus, I can't squeeze sally out of line. She's next and she needs it a bit more than I do.
- sally - 02-10-2009
FAG ALERT!
- Middle Finger - 02-10-2009
sally Wrote:FAG ALERT!
Fuck you Sally, you little dentist monkey or whatever the hell you are. I'm not GAY, I'm just ... willing to do what has to be done in order to promote body pillows, is all. ::wait::
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
It makes sense any thread with the word, "phallic" (or any form thereof) would have sally finding (read: slobbering over) it.
- LuMPyPussy - 02-10-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/kCqcMOB6STc[/flash]sally Wrote:FAG ALERT!
Fuck you Sally, you little dentist monkey or whatever the hell you are. I'm not GAY, I'm just ... willing to do what has to be done in order to promote body pillows, is all. ::wait::
- OnBendedKnee - 02-10-2009
Ahhhhhhhhh. . . . . . .
Vindication
(Thanks LMPP)
- sally - 02-10-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:That's ENT monkey and next week I'm going to be a retarded proctologist. You and your lover OneBrokeFool should like that.sally Wrote:FAG ALERT!
Fuck you Sally, you little dentist monkey or whatever the hell you are. I'm not GAY, I'm just ... willing to do what has to be done in order to promote body pillows, is all. ::wait::
- Phallic_Member - 02-11-2009
If there is a hell, Mother Teresa is burning in it. Two faced whore.
- SyberBitch - 02-11-2009
Phallic_Member Wrote:If there is a hell, Mother Teresa is burning in it. Two faced whore.Talk about a non sequitur. Why would Mother Teresa be burning in hell?