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A public apology - pyropappy - 02-16-2025
Being the honorable gentleman I am, I never fail to admit when I am wrong and sincerely apologize to those I have wronged by my mistakes.
I owe Lizzie a public apology.
When I joined Mock nearly 15 years ago, I believed It to be a place of Liberal Intelligentsia. I thought it to be a place of profound personal reflection, open and arcane debate, conversation about current issues at the hermetic level, and a think tank for the elite, skilled in intellectual disciplines (Art, Science, History, Literature, Political Science, Law, Philosophy, Divinity, Economics, Human Relations...) to express scholarly opinion and receive pedantic discourse to explore the infinite answers to life's unanswerable questions.
Imagine my excitement thinking I was about to engage with the great minds of our time, minds such as Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Machiavelli, Blackstone, Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, my hero Thomas Jefferson, Engels, and Marx.
Please forgive my ignorance and accept my most sincere and humble apology for my error.
I now realize this is just the cesspool of your hen's club toilet.
RE: A public apology - rothschild - 02-16-2025
It's your comical expectations that cause disappointment in your life, pappy. Self-reflection is where you'll find satisfaction -- if you have the stomach to endure it. Or continue on as a lolcow. I won't complain.
RE: A public apology - username - 02-16-2025
I’m trying to think who on Mock you might have mistaken for a deep thinker/great philosopher. Was it that shitbird, ImaDick? Maggotyboo? Sally’s tits?
I joined for lively conversation and shits and giggles.
RE: A public apology - MirahM - 02-16-2025
I know what you mean Pappy. When you talked about how long your Johnson is I was like, "That is one smart man right there" Calling user a cunt and a bimbo was beyond honorable and offering to slap user with your 12 inch schlong, unbelievable! So generous of you. And now this public apology! Wow. How lucky we have been for you to grace us with your presence this week. Thank you so much.
Oh and don't let me forget to thank you for sharing your knowledge on those little black boxes along the freeway. You have such a rich history of things to share. Amazing!
RE: A public apology - username - 02-16-2025
(02-16-2025, 01:50 PM)MirahM Wrote: I know what you mean Pappy. When you talked about how long your Johnson is I was like, "That is one smart man right there" Calling user a cunt and a bimbo was beyond honorable and offering to slap user with your 12 inch schlong, unbelievable! So generous of you. And now this public apology! Wow. How lucky we have been for you to grace us with your presence this week. Thank you so much.
Oh and don't let me forget to thank you for sharing your knowledge on those little black boxes along the freeway. You have such a rich history of things to share. Amazing!
He didn’t even add “queen” after cunt!! The nerve.
RE: A public apology - MirahM - 02-16-2025
Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
RE: A public apology - MirahM - 02-16-2025
In fact I think I'll block that mother fucker.
RE: A public apology - username - 02-16-2025
(02-16-2025, 04:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
Oh Mirah!!! Well done. Clearly u got under his itty bitty parts.
Win!!!
RE: A public apology - rothschild - 02-16-2025
Why didn't I get a private message?
RE: A public apology - BigMark - 02-16-2025
I'll take the private massage.
RE: A public apology - MirahM - 02-16-2025
(02-16-2025, 04:16 PM)username Wrote:(02-16-2025, 04:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
Oh Mirah!!! Well done. Clearly u got under his itty bitty parts.
Win!!!
It did feel a little nice I admit.
RE: A public apology - username - 02-16-2025
(02-16-2025, 04:56 PM)MirahM Wrote:(02-16-2025, 04:16 PM)username Wrote:(02-16-2025, 04:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
Oh Mirah!!! Well done. Clearly u got under his itty bitty parts.
Win!!!
It did feel a little nice I admit.
As well it should. Imagine PP as one of those politicians you’d like to shake right now. Better some reaction than nothing (IMO).
We’re all jealous.
RE: A public apology - BigMark - 02-16-2025
his pubic message was a short subject
RE: A public apology - sally - 02-16-2025
You see this is what Mock is all about. Just getting together and crying it all out, it's beautiful.
RE: A public apology - MirahM - 02-16-2025
Yes Sally, I agree, so beautiful.
RE: A public apology - Clang McFly - 02-16-2025
(02-16-2025, 06:41 PM)sally Wrote: it's beautiful.*effeminate, gay voice, limp wrist*
Like pappy's wrinkled old 12 inch penis.
RE: A public apology - Duchess - 02-17-2025
(02-16-2025, 09:31 AM)pyropappy Wrote: When I joined Mock nearly 15 years ago, I believed It to be a place of Liberal Intelligentsia.
Imagine my excitement thinking I was about to engage with the great minds of our time, minds such as Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Machiavelli, Blackstone, Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, my hero Thomas Jefferson, Engels, and Marx.
Wut? My sides! My sides!
RE: A public apology - rothschild - 02-17-2025
(02-16-2025, 11:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(02-16-2025, 06:41 PM)sally Wrote: it's beautiful.*effeminate, gay voice, limp wrist*
Like pappy's wrinkled old 12 inch penis.
That wrinkled 12 incher might be your last, best hope.
RE: A public apology - Clang McFly - 02-18-2025
(02-17-2025, 12:51 PM)rothschild Wrote:(02-16-2025, 11:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(02-16-2025, 06:41 PM)sally Wrote: it's beautiful.*effeminate, gay voice, limp wrist*
Like pappy's wrinkled old 12 inch penis.
That wrinkled 12 incher might be your last, best hope.
I'd rather eat a wrinkled old 2 foot kielbasa and become an even fatter fuck.