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- Sinister - 10-03-2008
In my not-so-fucking-humble opinion, most TV commercials are really stupid and inane. There is one out lately that makes me want to chew glass.
It's for Extenze; a "male enhancement" product, that is "scientifically proven" to make you larger. Not only is the dumbfuck's voice enough to make my teeth itch, the bimbo who prattles on likely has the IQ of a pillow case.
One of her lines is "increase the size of a certain part of the male body". They never say "makes your penis bigger" they just hint around and claim medical proof and actual scientific validity to this product's abilities.
And the fucker at the beginning smacks his lips when he talks. I'd like to run his head over with my car.
Then there is a local business here called Chester Boot Shop. They came out with a commercial in which various types of footwear talk. A motorcycle boot speaks in a rough and gravelly voice suggesting we "ditch this joint and take a ride on my hog". A moccasin talks like a fucking hippie and says how "groovy" rock climbing and canoeing is. I went into the store and told the manager that they should fire, then execute everyone in their ad agency who told them this was a good commercial.
99.9% of commercials are stupid, and geared toward morons; anyone with an IQ under 40 would love them.
Some are so fucking bad, I watch them all the way through to make sure I know what product or service to boycott.
- Liquid - 10-03-2008
the one that makes me NUTS is this one -
They don't call her Queen Tut for nothing. AHHHHHHH
- Sinister - 10-03-2008
Liquid Wrote:the one that makes me NUTS is this one -Thankfully, I don't know that one.
They don't call her Queen Tut for nothing. AHHHHHHH
- LuMPyPussy - 10-03-2008
Like the idiot I am, I went to youtube to look at Extenze commercials.
My eyes vomited.
- Sinister - 10-03-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Like the idiot I am, I went to youtube to look at Extenze commercials.
My eyes vomited.
Are you some kinda fuckin' masochist??? Fuck.... ::lmao::
I'm gonna steal that my eyes vomited. Priceless....::thumbs::
- Liquid - 10-03-2008
Sinister Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWrwJbHQNlMLiquid Wrote:the one that makes me NUTS is this one -Thankfully, I don't know that one.
They don't call her Queen Tut for nothing. AHHHHHHH
It is the worsT ever and while people cant help singing the queen tut part - IT SUCKS BIG DONKEY ASS AND DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY.
- Duchess - 10-04-2008
Why is it ok to talk about penis enhancement or discuss meds for guys that enables them to become aroused & stay that way but, Janet Jackson's bare breast sent the nation into a tizzy...I would imagine it would be easier to explain a bare boob to a child rather than explain a mans' hard or not, penis...Who the hell makes up these silly rules ?...A man, I bet.
- Middle Finger - 10-04-2008
Sinister Wrote:And the fucker at the beginning smacks his lips when he talks.::lmao::
For some reason people getting annoyed at others that do that always cracks me up. I find lip-smackers annoying too.
- The Antagonist - 10-04-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Lip smackers and loud chewing! Jesus H Christ! Those two sounds will make my head explode. Puts me off any meal I am having with anyone who chews loudly, smacks lips or chews with an open mouth. I'll get right up. My dogs make less sounds than some savages at the table.Sinister Wrote:And the fucker at the beginning smacks his lips when he talks.::lmao::
For some reason people getting annoyed at others that do that always cracks me up. I find lip-smackers annoying too.
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