10-03-2008, 08:41 PM
In my not-so-fucking-humble opinion, most TV commercials are really stupid and inane. There is one out lately that makes me want to chew glass.
It's for Extenze; a "male enhancement" product, that is "scientifically proven" to make you larger. Not only is the dumbfuck's voice enough to make my teeth itch, the bimbo who prattles on likely has the IQ of a pillow case.
One of her lines is "increase the size of a certain part of the male body". They never say "makes your penis bigger" they just hint around and claim medical proof and actual scientific validity to this product's abilities.
And the fucker at the beginning smacks his lips when he talks. I'd like to run his head over with my car.
Then there is a local business here called Chester Boot Shop. They came out with a commercial in which various types of footwear talk. A motorcycle boot speaks in a rough and gravelly voice suggesting we "ditch this joint and take a ride on my hog". A moccasin talks like a fucking hippie and says how "groovy" rock climbing and canoeing is. I went into the store and told the manager that they should fire, then execute everyone in their ad agency who told them this was a good commercial.
99.9% of commercials are stupid, and geared toward morons; anyone with an IQ under 40 would love them.
Some are so fucking bad, I watch them all the way through to make sure I know what product or service to boycott.
It's for Extenze; a "male enhancement" product, that is "scientifically proven" to make you larger. Not only is the dumbfuck's voice enough to make my teeth itch, the bimbo who prattles on likely has the IQ of a pillow case.
One of her lines is "increase the size of a certain part of the male body". They never say "makes your penis bigger" they just hint around and claim medical proof and actual scientific validity to this product's abilities.
And the fucker at the beginning smacks his lips when he talks. I'd like to run his head over with my car.
Then there is a local business here called Chester Boot Shop. They came out with a commercial in which various types of footwear talk. A motorcycle boot speaks in a rough and gravelly voice suggesting we "ditch this joint and take a ride on my hog". A moccasin talks like a fucking hippie and says how "groovy" rock climbing and canoeing is. I went into the store and told the manager that they should fire, then execute everyone in their ad agency who told them this was a good commercial.
99.9% of commercials are stupid, and geared toward morons; anyone with an IQ under 40 would love them.
Some are so fucking bad, I watch them all the way through to make sure I know what product or service to boycott.