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I found a pic of Tar-Bitch hanging out - Printable Version

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- Middle Finger - 09-05-2008

Look at these miserable cigarette bitches. Sinister is the one of the left.

[Image: angry_cigarettes.jpg]



- Sinister - 09-05-2008

Quote:Sinister is the one of the left.
Wrong, dumbass. That moron has their thumb crossed over the top of their knuckles. Only an idiot would make a fist like that. Great way to break your thumb.

Do you know absolutely NOTHING about how to throw apunch, or are you more the biting and hair-pulling sort of fighter?

You are [Image: hopeless.gif] ::doh::



- Middle Finger - 09-06-2008

I have no idea why you were doing that when the pic was taken. I'm not your psychiatrist.


- Liquid - 09-06-2008

what in the world is that from? A PRO smoking rally???


- Middle Finger - 09-06-2008

Liquid Wrote:what in the world is that from? A PRO smoking rally???
That's what she does on the weekends. She hates the weekends and I guess that is where they are pissed sometimes, hanging out. I don't fucking know. Could be how they have birthday parties, or business meetings. I have no idea. I'm not a Tar-Bitch.



- Sinister - 09-06-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Quote:Sinister is the one of the left.
Wrong, dumbass. That moron has their thumb crossed over the top of their knuckles. Only an idiot would make a fist like that. Great way to break your thumb.

Do you know absolutely NOTHING about how to throw apunch, or are you more the biting and hair-pulling sort of fighter?

You are [Image: hopeless.gif] ::doh::

Not only this, but from that morons stance, it is leading with its left. I always lead with my right.

Nice effort, here Pillow Bitch, but you're way off. 85



- Lady Cop - 09-06-2008

knee strikes are good. get them in the thigh or groin.


- Middle Finger - 09-06-2008

I don't know, maybe my info is off a little. OK then, Sinister is likely the one in the middle. All stunted and shit from too much coffee over the years.


- Sinister - 09-06-2008

jackboots Wrote:knee strikes are good. get them in the thigh or groin.
Cave in the knee!!! I've used that once or twice. Biggest goy out there; take out his knee and he drops like a stone. Come in hard from the side where the knee bends....say GOODBYE!!! ::lmao::


- Lady Cop - 09-06-2008

learn LVNR lateral vascular neck restraint. ...get them by the throat. i put my Sgt. out with it in inservice. ::lmao::actually, many depts. are not allowed to use it. it's deadly.


- Sinister - 09-06-2008

jackboots Wrote:learn LVNR lateral vascular neck restraint. ...get them by the throat. i put my Sgt. out with it in inservice. ::lmao::actually, many depts. are not allowed to use it. it's deadly.
Learn pressure points, too. There are many spots on the human body you can use to drop the largest guy with one well-aimed blow. Any person, no matter how large or how doped-up can be dropped to their knees if you know how and where to hit them. I've seen Bullet do that once. Very little pressure, but the right spot brings them down. His martial arts training taught him those points.


- Duchess - 09-06-2008

Tell me how to bring him down so I have enough time to run...I don't carry a weapon like you badass women do.


- Sinister - 09-06-2008

Duchess Wrote:Tell me how to bring him down so I have enough time to run...I don't carry a weapon like you badass women do.
It's really not something you can teach over the 'net; the pressure points thing. But if someone is coming at you, kick the outsideof his leg where his knee bendswith the flat of your foot and watch him buckle. Hard as you can.


- Middle Finger - 09-06-2008

Oh please ... first of all I am covered with a light coat of olive oil at all times. You will not make good contact.


- Sinister - 09-06-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Oh please ... first of all I am covered with a light coat of olive oil at all times. You will not make good contact.
Proof that you have no clue about fighting. That knee strike will work no matter how slicked up you are.


- Middle Finger - 09-06-2008

OK, I don't know about anyone else, but that pic I posted has me laughing when I say it is Sinister in it.


- Lady Cop - 09-06-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:OK, I don't know about anyone else, but that pic I posted has me laughing when I say it is Sinister in it.
this proves the 'simple minds' theory.


- Maggot - 09-06-2008

One of Sinisters baby pictures.......

[Image: bitch.jpg]



- Sinister - 09-06-2008

Maggot you blew the fuckin' margins again, but I laughed my ASS off at that pic!!! ::lmao::


- Duchess - 09-07-2008

OMG...That pic is hysterical !...What a darling child she was...So adorable with her knife.