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- noholes86ed - 06-08-2008
An engraved invitation togay wedding?
What sort of a giftshould yougive the happy couple?
- Maggot - 06-08-2008
I guess a box of cherry flavoredcondom's would be wrong.
- Middle Finger - 06-08-2008
Maggot Wrote:I guess a box of cherry flavoredcondom's would be wrong.::lmao::
- Cynical Ninja - 06-08-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:An engraved invitation togay wedding?
What sort of a giftshould yougive the happy couple?
An assortment of differently sized cucumbers.
With an industrial sized container of KY jelly.
- Sinister - 06-08-2008
2 dykes; a set of multi-sized strap-ons.
2 faggots; stock in Vaseline.
RE: Have you received? - Maggot - 03-10-2011
...........dammit!
RE: Have you received? - BlueTiki - 03-11-2011
Help me . . . I'm mildly curious.
Why do homosexual couples feel the need to declare their marital position as either husband or wife?
What's the criteria to be a same-sex "husband" or "wife"?
Does the father give the "bride" away or does the mother give away the "groom"?
Is audible flatulence an acceptable response to the ceremony's challenge: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."?
And then there's that Maid of Honor and Best Man thing . . .