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Have you received?
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An engraved invitation togay wedding?

What sort of a giftshould yougive the happy couple?
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#2
I guess a box of cherry flavoredcondom's would be wrong.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:I guess a box of cherry flavoredcondom's would be wrong.
::lmao::
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noholes86ed Wrote:An engraved invitation togay wedding?

What sort of a giftshould yougive the happy couple?

An assortment of differently sized cucumbers.

With an industrial sized container of KY jelly.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#5
2 dykes; a set of multi-sized strap-ons.

2 faggots; stock in Vaseline.
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#6
...........dammit! hah
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Help me . . . I'm mildly curious.

Why do homosexual couples feel the need to declare their marital position as either husband or wife?

What's the criteria to be a same-sex "husband" or "wife"?

Does the father give the "bride" away or does the mother give away the "groom"?

Is audible flatulence an acceptable response to the ceremony's challenge: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."?

And then there's that Maid of Honor and Best Man thing . . .

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