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Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Nuckinfutz - 01-23-2010
Ok.....Now this is a fuckin forum!!! I have been searching for a long while for a place to fuck around and bitch. It seems that now I've found it! Ok...enough dick sucking. I'm glad to be here. Use me and abuse me. I admit I kinda like it.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Middle Finger - 01-23-2010
Hi, glad to meet you.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
Well, it HAS been about two weeks.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - username - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 01:47 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Well, it HAS been about two weeks.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Duchess - 01-23-2010
There is a racist bitch in here...She uses the N word constantly...Her name is Julie...I'm just being a good lil' Mocker by making you aware of that.
Welcome to Mock...
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010
Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 02:44 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.
That's sexist. I suggest Frank put a filter on the word sweetcheeks.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Duchess - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 02:44 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.
Yes'um masta
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RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010
Duchess seems to be obsessed today with creating an online forum version of the black and white minstrel show.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Duchess - 01-23-2010
I'll make an effort to settle down ~
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles dearest.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 01:05 PM)Nuckinfutz Wrote: Ok.....Now this is a fuckin forum!!! I have been searching for a long while for a place to fuck around and bitch. It seems that now I've found it! Ok...enough dick sucking. I'm glad to be here. Use me and abuse me. I admit I kinda like it.
Great. Welcome.
So you're essentially offering to be cannon fodder? Tell us what a stupid loser you are so we have lots of fun things to mock about you.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Duchess - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 02:56 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles dearest.
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RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Nuckinfutz - 01-23-2010
Well...I'm a Nurse in a local clinic. Which means....here come the Seekers. Seekers, for those of you that are not drug addicts, are people that come in with a phony bologna story of why they need either 1. Hydrocodone or 2.Xanax or in alot of cases both. We by law are not allowed to dispense such drugs unless there are special circumstances. I've been cursed, shoved, had crumpled xrays thrown in my face...ect.
We Nurses mock them incessantly, look in the waiting room and take wagers, and if we have to give them a shot of Toradol (which in my opinion is like water) in the ass, use an unnecessarily long needle. Now I do have compassion for those who are truly in pain and the elderly.
I live in the Eastern US, have 3 cats and 1 that I catnapped from my neighbor. What else would you like to know? I'm an open book.....well maybe a dirty book.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
How did you find us?
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - The Antagonist - 01-23-2010
Cat ownership is a plus but don't let that get to your head.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - Duchess - 01-23-2010
I've had a recurring dream that Mock was being advertised in the pages of The New Yorker.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010
I wonder if Jules is telling all her negro friends about us.
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 05:34 PM)Nuckinfutz Wrote: I'm an open book.....well maybe a dirty book.
Dirty like Henry Miller? Or dirty like Hustler Magazine?
(ps - I like your avatar... bitch)
RE: Don't Get out Your Whips.......Yet - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010
(01-23-2010, 05:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I've had a recurring dream that Mock was being advertised in the pages of The New Yorker.
Not a bad idea!
