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01-23-2010, 01:05 PM

Ok.....Now this is a fuckin forum!!! I have been searching for a long while for a place to fuck around and bitch. It seems that now I've found it! Ok...enough dick sucking. I'm glad to be here. Use me and abuse me. I admit I kinda like it.

**Middle Finger** · 01-23-2010, 01:40 PM

Hi, glad to meet you.

01-23-2010, 01:47 PM

Well, it HAS been about two weeks.

**username** · 01-23-2010, 01:56 PM

(01-23-2010, 01:47 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Well, it HAS been about two weeks.

**Duchess** · 01-23-2010, 02:37 PM

There is a racist bitch in here...She uses the N word constantly...Her name is Julie...I'm just being a good lil' Mocker by making you aware of that.

Welcome to Mock...

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-23-2010, 02:44 PM

Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.

01-23-2010, 02:46 PM

(01-23-2010, 02:44 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.

That's sexist. I suggest Frank put a filter on the word sweetcheeks.

**Duchess** · 01-23-2010, 02:49 PM

(01-23-2010, 02:44 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Change the record for fucks sake sweetcheeks.

Yes'um masta

... 113

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-23-2010, 02:50 PM

Duchess seems to be obsessed today with creating an online forum version of the black and white minstrel show.

**Duchess** · 01-23-2010, 02:54 PM

I'll make an effort to settle down ~

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-23-2010, 02:56 PM

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles dearest.

01-23-2010, 03:48 PM

(01-23-2010, 01:05 PM)Nuckinfutz Wrote: Ok.....Now this is a fuckin forum!!! I have been searching for a long while for a place to fuck around and bitch. It seems that now I've found it! Ok...enough dick sucking. I'm glad to be here. Use me and abuse me. I admit I kinda like it.

Great. Welcome.

So you're essentially offering to be cannon fodder? Tell us what a stupid loser you are so we have lots of fun things to mock about you.

**Duchess** · 01-23-2010, 04:17 PM

(01-23-2010, 02:56 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles dearest.

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01-23-2010, 05:34 PM

Well...I'm a Nurse in a local clinic. Which means....here come the Seekers. Seekers, for those of you that are not drug addicts, are people that come in with a phony bologna story of why they need either 1. Hydrocodone or 2.Xanax or in alot of cases both. We by law are not allowed to dispense such drugs unless there are special circumstances. I've been cursed, shoved, had crumpled xrays thrown in my face...ect.

We Nurses mock them incessantly, look in the waiting room and take wagers, and if we have to give them a shot of Toradol (which in my opinion is like water) in the ass, use an unnecessarily long needle. Now I do have compassion for those who are truly in pain and the elderly.

I live in the Eastern US, have 3 cats and 1 that I catnapped from my neighbor. What else would you like to know? I'm an open book.....well maybe a dirty book.

01-23-2010, 05:46 PM

How did you find us?

01-23-2010, 05:49 PM

Cat ownership is a plus but don't let that get to your head.

**Duchess** · 01-23-2010, 05:50 PM

I've had a recurring dream that Mock was being advertised in the pages of The New Yorker.

01-23-2010, 05:55 PM

I wonder if Jules is telling all her negro friends about us.

01-23-2010, 07:03 PM

(01-23-2010, 05:34 PM)Nuckinfutz Wrote: I'm an open book.....well maybe a dirty book.

Dirty like Henry Miller? Or dirty like Hustler Magazine?

(ps - I like your avatar... bitch)

01-23-2010, 07:05 PM

(01-23-2010, 05:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've had a recurring dream that Mock was being advertised in the pages of The New Yorker.

Not a bad idea! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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