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For All Ye Olde Farts - Julie - 02-11-2010
Older women definitely need to keep up with preventative health screenings.
For your convenience, here's a basic health checklist you may wish to consider the next time you are able to obtain gainful employment which provides you with adequate health coverage:
- Breast Cancer: Have a mammogram every 1 to 2 years starting at age 40.
- High Cholesterol: Have your cholesterol checked regularly starting at age 45
- Colorectal Cancer: Have a test for colorectal cancer starting at age 50.
- Osteoporosis (Thinning of the Bones): Have a bone density test beginning at age 65
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010
I'm upset and inflamed when I read this. Julie, I hope you're laughing at me.
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - Julie - 02-11-2010
Almost forgot!
Here's some info about low estrogen (often an issue as women age) which can lead to vaginal dryness.
http://womenshealth.com/home/628-vaginal-dryness
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010
I can honestly say that my pussy as so nice and moist, I can easily slip two fingers in it whenever I wish. I can't say there's much call for that, but I do like my pussy moist. Two fingers, cuz I'm still nice and tight. And I've got small fingers.
Anything else?
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - Julie - 02-11-2010
It's also important to do a monthly breast self exam...
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010
Daily breast exam is even better.
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - twisteroo - 02-11-2010
(02-11-2010, 06:52 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I can honestly say that my pussy as so nice and moist, I can easily slip two fingers in it whenever I wish. I can't say there's much call for that, but I do like my pussy moist. Two fingers, cuz I'm still nice and tight. And I've got small fingers.Goddamn...e-mail me, PM me, call me, come visit, I'll visit you...whatever.
Anything else?
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - WhiskeyTaintgo - 02-11-2010
(02-11-2010, 06:52 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I can honestly say that my pussy as so nice and moist, I can easily slip two fingers in it whenever I wish. I can't say there's much call for that, but I do like my pussy moist. Two fingers, cuz I'm still nice and tight. And I've got small fingers.
Anything else?
:O
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - WhiskeyTaintgo - 02-11-2010
(02-11-2010, 06:57 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(02-11-2010, 06:52 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I can honestly say that my pussy as so nice and moist, I can easily slip two fingers in it whenever I wish. I can't say there's much call for that, but I do like my pussy moist. Two fingers, cuz I'm still nice and tight. And I've got small fingers.Goddamn...e-mail me, PM me, call me, come visit, I'll visit you...whatever.
Anything else?
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010
I was exaggerating... one finger is more than enough.
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - twisteroo - 02-11-2010
I got ten and then some....give me a call.
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010
I'd break your spine.
RE: For All Ye Olde Farts - twisteroo - 02-11-2010
(02-11-2010, 07:52 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I'd break your spine.
I'm counting on it.
